Top Baby

A dominant person in sex, who happens to be a baby

Naoki is a top baby, while his girlfriend Yuna is a bottom bitch.

by TaroChiMochi December 29, 2019

Baby shower

When you pull out and cum on her head

"omg girl, so jack and i were fucking and he was about to get off inside me. Instead, he pulled out and shot his wad in my hair!"

"Eeew so he gave you a baby shower?!"

by Danger Usscurves May 26, 2016

Modern baby names

A name for a new born always containing at least 1 x or z in it. Usually took either 8 months + 20 days, or 5 minutes. Also these names are always stupid. These monstrosities also may contain more Y’s then necessary.

I don’t understand stand the obsession with these Modern baby names. Stop naming your kids after a serial killer.
-Me

Oh cool, how about I name my kid Jackson, but spelt like Jaxxynne, to give it that modern baby name twist.

by RyanTheFox June 14, 2021

Baby Blowjob

When two individuals (male and female) have sexual intercourse whilst in the middle of the female delivering the baby.

Beavis: "Hey why is your kids head deformed?"

Butthead: "Oh, yeah... I, uh, did the baby blowjob..."

by Babyfucker69420 December 13, 2019

Baby uncle

Uncle that is under 10 years apart, same age or younger

It's kind of awkward seeing my baby Uncle now that we hit puberty

by 459395 April 10, 2023

Baby Schobey

Usually a chill ass nigga but will get shit crackin if he has too. Fortnite gang top rank member he the biggest G in scv.

Look at the foo Baby Schobey

by Phil2steezy April 07, 2025

Peeing like a baby

When a guy is naked, lying on his back, and due to extreme excitement, or more likely, extreme fear, he pees a strong stream of urine straight up all over himself.

(Dude, lying in bed naked, wakes up, seeing a burglar hovering over him with a gun to his head)

Dude: "Please don't kill me!"

Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"

Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"

(dude starts peeing like a baby)

by joe995 July 18, 2023