Dog eyeing

When a girl is going down on you and she looks up into your eyes.

Omg the other night my girlfriend was going down on me and I caught her dog eyeing.

by Bsaw May 22, 2015

dog cereal

When your aim is absolute trash

“Bro what are you doing, your aim is dog cereal”

by Ironangel February 14, 2024

Washing the dog

Washing the dog is a euphemism for when you do something every day that you don’t want to do, but you do because you know it’s the right/responsible thing to do.

I really don’t want to go to work today, it’s like washing the dog to me

by anonymous June 28, 2022

chinese dog

Nickname for a cat.

I like chinese dog very much dogs.

by jerry dow April 14, 2019

Dog Shit

-Someone or something that is not up to expectations

-Can be used to describe someone of such beauty

JACE WRIGHT IS A DOG SHIT

Sadie Griffith is a dog shit love

by Truestgirl August 4, 2019

The dog

Ayo what the dog doin?

“Yo what -the dog- doin?

by Some faggot on this website January 5, 2022

The Dogs Were Barking

An excuse for anything, whether someone lost in a game or did something stupid, it can be used whenever. No dogs have to be present nor does anything play part in the mishap, it is simply a phrase meant to be used when you want to make an excuse or a defense for something. Originated from Simi Valley

John: I wrecked you in basketball! You suck!
Nico: The dogs were barking! That was it!
John: Mhm sure they were!

Greg: Haha how did you trip on that rock?
James: The dogs were barking, so I didn't see it!

by PandaQ00 November 13, 2011