A widely respected, ancient proverb from Joseline Hernandez, who once said, ""if you a mama.. and you ain’t got ya baby, and your mama got ya baby, then you not the mama, yo grandma is the baby."
Riddler: "A boy and a doctor were fishing. The boy was the doctor's son, but the doctor was not the boy's father. Who is the doctor?"
Hero: "The grandma is the baby".
Hero: "The grandma is the baby".
by grandmaisthebaby December 16, 2023

when you take a newborn baby, but it in a burlap sack with a rock, tie a rope around it and toss it in the river
Redneck1: I got my sister pregnant
Redneck2: what are yall going to do?
Redneck1: It will be a flint river baby
Redneck2: what are yall going to do?
Redneck1: It will be a flint river baby
by thatsouthernboy December 31, 2017

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by Alebaexo September 4, 2016

Carlos is the baby from the hangover who has recently became my kid and is also simultaneously a world wide media agent star working with the likes of travis scott and kanye west. He has only a couple good friends and runs as small buisness in turkmenistan.
by Yegor_run November 25, 2021

by Dougsda1 June 22, 2017

When you have lots of potential love interests in your DM’s but you are in a relationship. These are the ones waiting for you to be single.
by Heavy metal vixen July 10, 2023
