2000s Baby

A 2000s baby is someone who was born from January 1st, 2000 to December 31st, 2009. They are not to be confused with 2000s kids, who experienced their childhood in the 2000s decade. Early 2000s babies (2000-2003) are primarily 2000s kids, while mid and late 2000s babies (2004-2009) are 2010s kids.

If you were born in 2008, you are a 2000s baby and a 2010s kid.

by L1lyRoses September 30, 2025

Baby Booter

Baby booters in the 90’s were men who competed against each other to get the most women pregnant without taking responsibility for the kids.

“Oh he’s sexyyy.”
“Girl you don’t want him. He a baby booter.”

by anonymous October 5, 2025

North Carolina Baby Monitor

The act in which a man fists a woman in order to insert a Go-Pro inside of her vagina to monitor the “kids” while they have sex.

Miles is it okay if we do the North Carolina Baby Monitor just to be safe?

by Leapstone October 10, 2025

Wipe, Baby Wipe, Shower

The approved method to rid your bunghole of democrat (shit).

You must wipe, baby wipe, shower to properly clean your ass post defecation.

by Rev Sharpton October 12, 2025

Beanie-Baby

any bitch that can't buy her own beans(down...H...dog food)...
A dog food(heroin) dope whore
est by Lex-Lou
you're welcome

That bitch a Beanie-Baby!!! She stay steady fuckin her plug!!!

by Lex-Lou October 12, 2025

Soft shelled baby back bitch

A Trump loving troglodyte that is devoid of facts. When presented with facts they deflect and never answer the original question. The generally also clam the fuck up because they can't answer a simple question without destroying their cultish ideals.

Jd Vance is a soft shelled baby back bitch!

by Draksar October 13, 2025

Bum/broke baby daddy

My baby daddy

My bum/broke baby daddy is a clown

by Cardi red October 14, 2025