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baby swipe

what you say when you try to justify an unnecessary purchase, saying it didn’t even cost much on your card
Lomein: you bought the skin? what happened to being f2p?

Jill: it was just a baby swipe
by jill lavigne November 24, 2023
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Baby Carlos

A Whining old half Mexican man that has been divorced several time and complains about work all the while avoiding it. S
Baby Carlos is sitting in a recliner at work while complaining about others.
by Kingjaba February 22, 2023
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Butt Baby

A metaphorical term used to describe a person so foul and Dumb or Mentally Challenged that they surely must have been born a Butt baby through the rear.
Dude Noah is so dumb he has to be a butt baby for sure!

Haha yeah his dad probably left because he was so ashamed that his beautiful boy was a butt baby product
by RealPaulLink July 9, 2022
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Hope Baby

A Hope Baby is a term for a child born to a family after experiencing infertility without loss (miscarriage, etc.)
After years of infertility, I’m finally pregnant with my hope baby!
by Journey Mama October 5, 2022
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Lil Baby

Not very good.

(Nah, jk jk he is a good person)
Lil baby makes songs
by AUtsinDell March 16, 2021
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Baby kabobs

Something you can make with a baby you just barbequed.
Christian girl- What is that you're grilling?

Devil Worshipper- Baby kabobs, you want one?

Christian Girl- I'm calling the police and child protective services on you, amd later on I'm going to have a deep and meaningful conversation with Jesus about you and tell him all the wrongs you did, you should be ashamed of yourself, you're a coward and I can see why you are single.

Devil Worshipper- I wouldn't advise that, and besides, what is child protective services gonna do about this baby now, eat some baby kabobs with me? I just scooped up the babies that were still in the same spot they were hours before when I saw them last, because I knew they'd end up being stupid if they got to grow up, the ones that weren't still there escaped getting smoked on my grill, so I'm helping population growth decline steadily by what I'm doing, and you think it's so cowardly of me. What are you doing about population growth?
by The Original Agahnim January 6, 2022
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Piss baby

That kid Nathan Blake is the biggest piss baby.
by emf4d December 3, 2021
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