When a sexual partner who is bad at oral sexs puts red jello(specifically) in their mouth before giving head
by aldini-thegreat April 2, 2019
Get the Jell-O headmug. Not necessarily canon, but canon in your own perspective. Your own alternate perspective of what’s canon.
In my head-canon, Mario in the original Donkey Kong games from the early ‘80s is actually the father of Mario and Luigi. That Pauline is probably a different Pauline. Maybe it’s modern Pauline’s mother. The second Mario in Donkey Kong Jr. is Mario and Luigi’s random uncle.
by AntiCircumcisionMan March 19, 2023
Get the Head-Canonmug. by Kalevra March 21, 2023
Get the Pelican Headmug. by An_inferno November 4, 2021
Get the But headmug. A schmumble head is a orange creature who looks a bit like humans but are smaller and have almost no necks. They have a very wide head and are very smart
1: woooow dude look, a schmumble head!!
2: dude youre hallucinating again, i told you those mushrooms weren’t chanterelles
2: dude youre hallucinating again, i told you those mushrooms weren’t chanterelles
by Schlodderr March 3, 2018
Get the Schmumble headmug. When an adult human male is receiving a Fellatio from an adult human female and the females eyes roll behind her head revealing vertical reptilian pupils as she snaps her jaw onto the base of the males penis. She then begins to twirl and twist, tearing the males genitalia, simulating the alligator death roll.
I couldn't be with Gina anymore, she tried giving me that alligator head so I had to get the the hell out of there!
by ChristOnAChristmasCross December 14, 2018
Get the Alligator Headmug. 