Dog

The opposite of God. Unlike God, who created all things at the beginning of time, Dog will only appear at the end, clutching the universe in its jaws, ceasing its motion through the primordial void, and in so doing resulting in the heat-death of the universe.

Dog is widely believed to be God's pet.

by ColourOutofSpace May 25, 2021

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Scout the dog

The ugliest dog you will ever see in your life. If you see this dog, don't touch it because if it is named Scout then it's hair is nasty. Greasy and Hard fur.

Hey, that kid has a dog like Scout the dog.

by LegendaryKing1243582 May 26, 2021

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I like my dog

When someone is board and searchers it up.
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Someone who likes their dog/dogs and types it.

I like my dog.
Not to complicated to understand.

by ApErSoNtHaTiSbOaRdAf May 28, 2021

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Hot-Dog

The sexual act of inserting a phallus shaped piece of poop into her vagina instead of a penis. The bun is the vagina.

She thought we were going out to lunch, but instead I gave her a hot-dog.

by Loverofhotdogs August 7, 2021

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dogs

The most adorable, loving, and loyal animals. They are WAY better than cats!

Jimmy: What are those really cool and cute animals called? Caroline: They are called dogs!

by Kuhlekuls August 13, 2021

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dog dad bait

Photos or videos featuring a single Dog Mom’s dog that uses the dog to attract single men who want to be dog dads into the life of the single dog mom.

Franny loves to use her dog as dog dad bait in tiktoks and Instagram stories.

by Mr. Patrick Parker August 13, 2021

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