Metal cock

A metal cock that is metal

bro that do has a metal cock

by narutobro December 8, 2021

Perma-cocked

When a person is permanently cockblocked

This guy is just getting Perma-cocked by his overprotective friends

by TheEmp3r0r October 7, 2020

Cock-eyed

To get blind drunk, in a manner where you can only see out of one eye, often making drunk texts extremely difficult as one is lacking any perception of their immediate surroundings

Bro I'm trying to text my misso but I'm so cock-eyed all my texst just look like "I libe yib for so much bsbe"

by N0th1ng September 30, 2023

two cocks of the same foreskin

Two guys that have egos so huge their cocks share the same foreskin and stroke each other's ego until bust a nut covering each other.

Eddie and Kevin are two cocks of the same foreskin.

by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024

cock sledger

Man with a hard or is that can cum several times without going soft

He was such a cock sledger he was going all night with one person after the next

by Hellawalla222 May 10, 2016

Hippo cock

A hippo with a cock the size of the moon

Wow look at that hippo cock

by Big daddy toe 69 January 5, 2019

hammer cock

When your cock is limp and even a hammer couldn't get you hard.

Four blows from Granny's rusty, cast-iron mallet could not awaken Bapa's hammer cock from its deep, alcoholic slumber in the dusty chambers of his cordoroy pants.

by Steve Awesome January 2, 2017