Artificial Generic Intelligence

The level of artificial intelligence humans in the present moment think AI should be able to achieve in the future based only on current needs, expectations, and imagination. It’s basically a moving baseline of “AI smart enough” that will always look outdated in hindsight. It's not what AI actually can do, but what we, stuck in the present, assume it should do one day.

In 2025, people might say a “generic intelligent” AI should be able to wash dishes, write essays, drive cars, and do taxes.

In 2050, those same expectations might sound dumb, because maybe no one even has dishes, homework, or taxes anymore.

Back in the 1800s, artificial generic intelligence would’ve been an AI that milks cows and writes letters for you. Now that’s writing essay and doing taxes, in future would there even be any need of essays.

by Demugorious August 29, 2025

Director of American Intelligence

The easiest job in the world.

Why do you laugh when we introduce you to the Minister of National Defence of Canada? We did not even smile when you introduced us to the Minister of Justice of the Russian Federation or the Director of American Intelligence.

by bitchuck September 3, 2025

cunt pounding interest

when a person, mostly a man, is so attracted to a woman that he wants to have sexual intercourse with her.

Dan: Yo Tony! Who was that gorgeous woman you were talking to over there?
Tony: Oh, you're talking about Zoey? She's my financial advisor.
Dan: Great, I'm going over there and show offer her some "cunt pounding interest".

by TheToesKnows September 16, 2025

The Ancient Interface

When you're high as shit and trying to use a computer and you feel like you're using the first OS ever created, in ancient times.

I just need to connect my airpods. Shit, I've stumbled into the Ancient Interface.

by ellietonin October 24, 2025

large breast intellect

A term referring to an individual, typically a woman, whose intelligence is perceived as being overshadowed by their physical attributes, particularly breast size. The phrase can suggest a stereotype that associates intellectual capacity with physical appearance, often used derogatorily.

We need to start with the large breast intellect theory because it is a stereotype.

by Type2GenomeManiac October 26, 2025

At the intersection of Church and State

An intersection which, on constitutional grounds, should not exist.

The terminology implicitly invokes common street names "Church Street" and "State Street" as if they were nominally a small-town street corner, at least ostensibly. In actuality? This is a conceptual stand-in for the constitutional ideal of "the separation of Church and State" being trampled into the ground at the local grass-roots level.

Unfortunate that every two-bit agenda-pusher is trying to plop themselves down at the intersection of Church and State.

Those two roads should never cross as this is where freedom goes to die.

by bitchuck November 20, 2025

External bank internal accounting fraud

When a bank client requests financial support and the external bank refuses to credit the client dashboard, or the client requests an authorised credit note to be posted to the external live bank dashboard and the bank doesn't do it or when a bank client sends a proof of payment from a fintech bank to an external bank and they don't credit the external bank dashboard it is suspected external bank internal accounting fraud.

I'm tempted to report the external banks to the police at the police station regarding external bank internal accounting fraud but I don't like talking on the phone or going to the police station to try open a case as it pulls in a whole bunch of new people I don't want to deal with.

by Patrick01 December 17, 2025