A person who's a pussy, complains about 99% of everything, and is overall a person that lets others assert dominance over them.
by Lickonthetipofmycock July 22, 2020

Someone who isn't quiet a carrot but just entered the fandom so there not sure what they are doing yet. Yes, they will still make the "Louis loves girls who eat carrot." Jokes but won't call Louis, Lewis or Niall, Neil. They know what the boys look like, and don't think that they still look like they did in 2010 and know more than just What Makes You Beautiful. There is no age that baby directioners must be because honestly, carrots are most likely 8 year olds or 14 year olds. It's is very easy to mistake a baby directioner for a carrot but just think about how long they have been in the fandom. If it has been longer than a month, they must be a carrot.
Person 1: I eat carrots because Louis likes girls who eat carrots.
Person 2: how long have you liked One Direction?
Person 1: about a week...
Person 2: your just a baby directioner. There is still hope.
Person 2: how long have you liked One Direction?
Person 1: about a week...
Person 2: your just a baby directioner. There is still hope.
by A real fucking person December 17, 2013

A telepathic phenomenon, a baby that appears from the aether after someone contracts aids. The baby will have every form of cancer as soon as they are born, and will be able to start fires with their mind
by Josh magosh February 26, 2019

A kid that comes out of the womb and wants to be an investment banker or a quant. They usually do not have much of a personality and think “walk me through a dcf” is a good conversation starter.
by Finance Brah February 25, 2025

A state where people are really weird with you, or all up in your DMs. The reason this fate has fallen upon you is because you decided to play volleyball while being female.
by GrumpyHalfGinger February 3, 2022

by samisanerd June 19, 2024
