"omg girl, so jack and i were fucking and he was about to get off inside me. Instead, he pulled out and shot his wad in my hair!"
"Eeew so he gave you a baby shower?!"
"Eeew so he gave you a baby shower?!"
by Danger Usscurves May 26, 2016
Get the Baby showermug. by Saitama 777 December 16, 2020
Get the The Baby Yoda Showmug. 
A reference from the ghetto bible that directly describes a black girl's butt. The words "Bathin' Apes" in some of Soulja Boy's songs were mistaken for "baby meat".
by Ghettoboi February 20, 2011
Get the Baby Meatmug. She's original, very talented and unique. She also baby-faced with big bright eyes. She's very caring.She have great hair, a playful personality, and she everything good you can think of. Baby Kai has good senses of humor and is fun to be around.
by Baby Kai March 13, 2017
Get the baby kaimug. Christian girl- What is that you're grilling?
Devil Worshipper- Baby kabobs, you want one?
Christian Girl- I'm calling the police and child protective services on you, amd later on I'm going to have a deep and meaningful conversation with Jesus about you and tell him all the wrongs you did, you should be ashamed of yourself, you're a coward and I can see why you are single.
Devil Worshipper- I wouldn't advise that, and besides, what is child protective services gonna do about this baby now, eat some baby kabobs with me? I just scooped up the babies that were still in the same spot they were hours before when I saw them last, because I knew they'd end up being stupid if they got to grow up, the ones that weren't still there escaped getting smoked on my grill, so I'm helping population growth decline steadily by what I'm doing, and you think it's so cowardly of me. What are you doing about population growth?
Devil Worshipper- Baby kabobs, you want one?
Christian Girl- I'm calling the police and child protective services on you, amd later on I'm going to have a deep and meaningful conversation with Jesus about you and tell him all the wrongs you did, you should be ashamed of yourself, you're a coward and I can see why you are single.
Devil Worshipper- I wouldn't advise that, and besides, what is child protective services gonna do about this baby now, eat some baby kabobs with me? I just scooped up the babies that were still in the same spot they were hours before when I saw them last, because I knew they'd end up being stupid if they got to grow up, the ones that weren't still there escaped getting smoked on my grill, so I'm helping population growth decline steadily by what I'm doing, and you think it's so cowardly of me. What are you doing about population growth?
by The Original Agahnim January 6, 2022
Get the Baby kabobsmug. 1
A child born from semen leaking from a woman's anal creampie into her vagina causing impregnation. Generally unplanned.
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A dumb asshole presumed to be the offspring created through definition #1.
3
Someone who can't handle situations where drinking is involved because they have no self-control.
A child born from semen leaking from a woman's anal creampie into her vagina causing impregnation. Generally unplanned.
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A dumb asshole presumed to be the offspring created through definition #1.
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Someone who can't handle situations where drinking is involved because they have no self-control.
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Person 1: Did you hear Erika got pregnant?
Person 2: I thought she only takes it up the ass?
Person 1: Yup...dribble baby, yo.
2
"Man, fuck John...fucking dribble baby."
3
"Did you invite Freddy? I hope not because that dude is a dribble baby."
Person 1: Did you hear Erika got pregnant?
Person 2: I thought she only takes it up the ass?
Person 1: Yup...dribble baby, yo.
2
"Man, fuck John...fucking dribble baby."
3
"Did you invite Freddy? I hope not because that dude is a dribble baby."
by MiguelGrande December 15, 2020
Get the Dribble Babymug.