by Datmemeguy May 23, 2018

Man: Shit dicks, I can't find my tie.
Man 1: Dude, they're out of Coke.
Man 2: Shit dicks, that's my favorite.
Man: Shit dicks, she said she was 18.
Man 1: Dude, they're out of Coke.
Man 2: Shit dicks, that's my favorite.
Man: Shit dicks, she said she was 18.
by titties12345 August 14, 2011

by Shit Skankington the Turd. May 16, 2018

When you’ve been eating next to nothing and get through your days with a cocktail of nicotine, amphetamines and coke in any combination, and your shit looks like sawdust held together by pipe tar. The stimmy shit is almost always urgent, as the nature of the drugs you’ve consumed speeds up your digestive tract in an unwholesome way.
After eating nothing but cashews and blue Fanta for 3 weeks on my coke binge, I had the stimmy shits at least 5 times a day.
by Zacharees73 August 26, 2021

by Light skin power April 18, 2021

The shit you have to take later in the day because you didn't shit enough shit during your primary shit.
Hang on honey dinner smells amazing but work was busy and I need some time to take my secondary shit.
by Buckeykentucky May 16, 2018

A term used at a certain person with an extra Chromosome meaning hey that kids a fucking Shit Dick or- Ha.Ha, Look at that fucking kid bro would you rather have a shit dick or a zebra cock?
Sophmore-Joe on the bus " Hey AuStin ha.ha would you Rather Have a Fucking shit dick?, ha..ha or fuck your cat for 3 bucks" Austin usally replies with statements that have nothing to do with the question asked, example "Uhhhhhh well i dont know guys , both for less time?" This is where the term shit dick would be thrown at ,vulgarly and rapidly at Austin by Soph Joe a fellow bus rider who doesn't give a shit about anything or Austin.
by Just another civilian February 7, 2014
