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"I promise you if she shows up to the party, I'll get my face wet."
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" No, I'm not into that. It doesn't turn me on, I ain't tryna get my face wet."
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" No, I'm not into that. It doesn't turn me on, I ain't tryna get my face wet."
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Get the Brazilian stink face mug.Eat chipotle and ask your partner to lick your asshole. Then proceeded to spray-shit on half of your partners face whilst screaming Batman references.
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Susan would rather have sex than watch “The Dark Knight” trilogy so I had to preform a Two Face on her.
by TheGreyGoose October 31, 2020
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