An exclamation of disgust. Used specifically to elicit the visual of someone preforming fellatio on a person who currently has a colostomy bag.
“I’m going to bang you in the face with a shitbag

“Well, Bang me in the face with a shitbag, that sucks.”

“Woke up this morning feeling like I got banged in the face with a shitbag
by Lil hed February 25, 2025
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a mask of my own face

hed wear that
neil cicierega: *messing around on amazon*
also neil *finds something called "a mask of my own face"*
still him: *realizes its literally his face*
what do you think: *buys it*
do i have to: a mask of my own face id wear that id wear that
by human i think February 04, 2023
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Freckle-Faced Rosie

A tasty Red IPA at Lupulin Brewing.
Can I get a 10 oz Freckle-Faced Rosie?
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Face Rapist

A term used by shop workers. Facing means to move stock to the front and have the front label facing forward to look perfect. Something us shop workers do all day. A face rapist is someone (often a customer) who will come along and ruin your hard work by taking an item and making your facing look awful.
Customer: *Picks up item off shelf*
Worker: WTF ARE YOU DOING TAKING THAT!!!!! I JUST FACED THAT AND IT LOOKED PERFECT UNTIL YOU RUINED IT YOU FACE RAPIST!!!!!
by LordJenal March 31, 2024
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Face-Rapist

An aggressive kiss reminding you of the awkward turtle moments of puberty
John totally face-raped me on the dance floor, it was gross! He's such a face-rapist.
by UndercoverOrca March 06, 2016
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Carebear face

The wide-eyed, estatic face adopted by human females at the point of anal penetration. Alternatively a permanent expression adopted by certain clueless females who believe it makes them look 'sexy'.
I could see her crescendoing to carebear face mode in the wall to wall mirrors as I rogered her.
by Chocolate_Starfish October 18, 2010
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face time

Time spent on Facebook.

Especially time wasted.
tim - "I don't think I'll be able to get off Facebook for awhile."
joe - "enjoy your Face Time"
by IeatEGGSaLOT May 31, 2011
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