any male sexual organ which is bent, kinked, curved or otherwise humorously deformed.
Boomerang-Wang is a noun
Boomerang-Wang is a noun
by Travis Lally July 1, 2005
Get the boomerang-wang mug.Cry-Wanker: A man who has befriended a large number of attractive women, yet is simply unable to seduce any of them (which in turn causes him to cry whilst masturbating).
Also know as 'a-shoulder-to-cry-on', Cry-Wankers masquerade as 'nice-guys' in order to obtain a female's trust. As a result, Cry-Wankers are perceived to be non-threatening and are allowed close proximity to their 'friends', enabling them to warn said friends of other, more competent males.
Cry-Wankers are often coy and deceptive individuals, who lack the confidence to approach women in an ordinary manor. Due to this, they begrudgingly build long-standing friendship with women, in the hope that their targets will one day view them in a sexual nature. Thus, the Cry-Wanker able to masturbate normally, with a smile upon his face.
Also know as 'a-shoulder-to-cry-on', Cry-Wankers masquerade as 'nice-guys' in order to obtain a female's trust. As a result, Cry-Wankers are perceived to be non-threatening and are allowed close proximity to their 'friends', enabling them to warn said friends of other, more competent males.
Cry-Wankers are often coy and deceptive individuals, who lack the confidence to approach women in an ordinary manor. Due to this, they begrudgingly build long-standing friendship with women, in the hope that their targets will one day view them in a sexual nature. Thus, the Cry-Wanker able to masturbate normally, with a smile upon his face.
Cry-Wanker: It should have been meeeeeeeeee.
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Get the Pentatonic Wanking mug.She don't wanna be saved, don't save her is a verse in J Cole's song "No Role Modelz." To save her means to save a woman from an abusive relationship, saving her from drugs, prostitution, stripping, and men taking advantage of her. To don't save her means to don't save a woman from drugs, prostitution, etc. "She don't wanna be saved" means that women do not wanna be saved. If you do try and save her then she will eventually get back with the horrible lifestyle and go back to drugs and prostitution.
"Dude, after all, I've done for her trying to save her from her abusive ex, she still went back to him." Said Alex. "I told you, She don't wanna be saved, don't save her." Said J Cole.
by ITZactuallySMZ June 8, 2020
Get the She don't wanna be saved, don't save her mug.A girl who a man always thinks about while masturbating.
As said by Neil from The Inbetweeners series 3
As said by Neil from The Inbetweeners series 3
I was nearly unfaithful to my wank girlfriend...it's Hayden Panettiere off of Heroes...but the other day I was tempted to knock one out over Fearne Cotton
by mellie_88 August 20, 2010
Get the Wank Girlfriend mug.Mark: "Hi Amber, I had a lovely wankadoodledoo this morning"
Amber: "I hope you didn't stain the bedsheets"
MARK: "No, I'm a good shot"
Amber: "I hope you didn't stain the bedsheets"
MARK: "No, I'm a good shot"
by Finesilver January 12, 2005
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