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walking penis

a supreme ladies man, defined as one mojo powered pimp.
Damn! Mike is the epitome of the walking penis!
by mike tomorsky February 3, 2004
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crab walking

When the female gets into a crab position and walks back and forth into the males genitalia. The male can also place two fingers in her backdoor for added arousal.
Kevin: "I got our lass into crab walking the other day! It sent her bean wild."
by G-shot Muncher December 26, 2011
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pole walking

The act of smoking pot, weed or marajuna
by Polewalker January 4, 2008
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Walking stick

A person whom when viewed from an angle from which you cannot view their face looks hot but actually turns out to be ugly, a bit of a munter, after viewing their face.
Dave: Phwoar, she looks tasty...from the back.
David: I bet you that when you see her face she'll look like a right munter...
Dave: Shit, you're right, she looks like Boris Johnson, what a walking stick!
by William Powers July 28, 2011
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Cool walk

A type of walk that cocky douchebags that think they are cool and hot stuff always do. The movement of the cool walk is almost indescribable and may variate from doucheturd to doucheturd, but it is easily recognizable; if you saw it you would know it.

The key to the cool walk is that they are self-conscious about it. They purposely do it as a way to show how cool they are, but they don't recognize that it makes them look like a douchehole.
Doucheface walking down the hallway, obviously doing a cool walk: Shit dude, did you do that study guide? Shit. Fuck. I need to do it. Fuck.

Kid looking at this scene: I'm embarrassed to just look at this douchefuck.
by NJBoyy January 31, 2009
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Walking on sunshine

Being pregnant
I am expecting a baby. I am walking on sunshine
by Uma101010 November 2, 2018
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Walking Cliche

Someone who is a textbook cliche. Only follows the dumbest of trends, and only does what every sensible human being thinks is dumb, but they think it makes them 'cool'.
Fred: Dude, I'm so sick of talking to Bret. He's a Walking Cliche.
Bret: *Starts singing gucci gang*
by Textbook_Stereotype May 24, 2018
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