Waffle Slap

When you are at Waffle House at 3am and it is a better use of your syrup-smothered waffle to slap it across the face of your drunk buddy sitting in front of you, rather than to eat it. It has a better effect if you have ordered your waffle with chocolate chips as they give the waffle more weight as well as velocity with the slap.

Me: Hey the waffle house cooks been ashing his cig in my waffle again while he cooks it.

Dude: Are you gonna eat it?

Me: No, I'm gonna waffle slap the shit outta Andrew with that damn waffle when he gets back!

by allstarbreakfast May 17, 2010

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waffle

v. to hit someone's naked ass with a tennis racket, thus creating lines in their skin resembling a waffle

remember when we waffled dan and then he went in the shower with roller blades on?

by ddo47 January 16, 2004

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waffle

Verb - to organize pictures and other assorted shit on a sheet of paper.

We're not going to "waffle" anything. Get the fuck out of my art class.

by WhatDoIPutHereLol July 4, 2010

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Waffle Mouth

1)- The act of trying to eat a full waffle out of someones vagina as the "syrup" and "Butter" oozes out.

2)- The act of stomping someones mouth in with a loggers boot therein leaving a waffle impression on their mouth.

3)- The act of heating up a waffle maker and burning it onto someones face leaving a permanent waffle impression.

4)- One who constantly eats waffles.

5)- One who places a waffle over someones pussy then fucks the waffle mouth..

WAFFLE MOUTH!!!

say you are walking down the street and listening to some sweet music then all of a sudden you hear the phrase Waffle Mouth! and BAM youve just been kicked in the face and you now have waffle mouth!

by The Waffle Mouth December 16, 2008

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