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2 headed unicorn

When a guy takes a strap on and puts it on in reverse, then proceeds to have sex with 2 women. One in front and one behind, BACK & FOURTH & BACK & FOURTH.
Dude, he just pulled the 2 headed unicorn with those strippers from the shitty titty.
by J_Badger.King O'theWampusKats January 20, 2017
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purple unicorn

verb. act of strapping a purple strap-on to your head and performing sex acts
that guy gave her the purple unicorn.
by x14 September 28, 2008
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Unicorns

Unicorns are an ACTUAL creature that used to exist, but, are now extinct.
I don't care if there is no archaelogical evidence to support the existence of the unicorns. The BIBLE says they existed!

And I don't mean these modern, altered, man-made versions of the Bible, I mean the ORIGINAL King James Version, the ONLY version AUTHORIZED by GOD! If the KJV was good enough for Moses and Jesus, then it's good enough for me!

If you don't believe in unicorns, then you don't believe in the Bible, and you are going to Hell!

See Numbers 23:22; 24:8
Deuteronomy 33:17
Job 39:9-10
Psalms 22:21; 29:6; 92:10
Isaiah 34:7
by Tex Arkana July 29, 2006
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unicorn club

when a girl is being taken from behind during intercoures she puts her hand on her forehead like a unicorn for ten seconds without the guy knowing. then you are in the secret unicorn club.
hey me and *** fucked last night and i got initiated to the unicorn club
by umyeahhh October 29, 2011
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unicorns

A word referring to the drug marijuana.
"Yesterday I smoked almost an ounce of unicorns with my homies I was so baked."

"Aye can I buy some unicorns of you cause I'm going to a party later?"
by The Notorious Big October 8, 2011
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Unicorn Men

Unicorn Men YEW-ni-CORN MEH-n

-noun
1. A kind of man that, because of his conditions, cannot do certain things, but can do certain others.
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I: They flip their hair often, because they were unicorns in their past lives. Unicorns prefer to have their glorious horns clean and shined, so they do not like hair on it.
II: They enjoy tackling each other, especially in front of females, because that was how unicorn males used to attract their mates.

III: The Unicorn Men cannot PWN, which is derived from the word OWN. This is because PWNing requires a strong spirit. Though Unicorn Men appear strong for their female interests, they are truly very gentle and slightly wimpy.

IV: Surprisingly, Unicorn Men actually can attract females very easily. Scientists have been struggling for years with how this is done.

V: Unicorn Men are always not the brightest. Humans are the most evolved, because it was a long way to come from apes, but Unicorn Men somehow evolved into human form from unicorns. So, they are not the brightest, because though unicorns were pearly white and beautiful, they were also very stupid.
Charles- Dang, those Unicorn Men are ugly and stupid.
Meg- Not to mention ANNOYING.
by meggiemeggie1235 April 28, 2010
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Unicorn Meat

A slang phrase for weed, because if unicorn meat DID exist then it would probably make you act like you were high. Commonly used around people who you want to hide the fact that your smoking weed from (parents, siblings, nosy friends, etc.)
Yo Deon we should eat some unicorn meat this friday!
(Yo Deon we should smoke some weed this friday!)

That unicorn meat had me so full I was giggling.
(That weed had me so high I was giggling.)
by Iluvweed220 October 25, 2011
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