top ten things only women understand

TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND...

10. Cats' facial expressions
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds
7. Fat clothes
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time
5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell
4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow
3. Eyelash curlers
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made
1. OTHER WOMEN

those were the top ten things only women understand, it's all so true

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) December 4, 2009

throw under the bus

1. To reveal information damaging to another's character as to a boss or girlfriend.

Yo, Ben, thanks for throwing me under the bus with that remark about those girls.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

4/5 Under the skirt

representation of two fingers in the vagina and one in the anus. aka the shocker. sexually related =

wanna get 4/5 under the skirt?

by Evan Smiley January 20, 2006

Under Cover Cyber Lover

A person whose only presence in your life is through the World Wide Web but you maintain a romantic relationship with them through e-mails or instant messages on the down low.

Neil is your under cover cyber lover, you're so lucky!

by Beavv10 August 25, 2008

under the table

equivalent of lowkey

this is ttly under the table news but jesse and tammy are going outtt.:

by deanaEATSCAKE!lawl July 3, 2009

under gunge

alternative word for smeg. The gooey residue found under the foreskin of a penis!

i pulled back his foreskin and there was mountians of under gunge! it made me throw up!

by rob f December 7, 2006

over and under

A crude sexually pleasuring move that you can get cheap where the said prostitute doesn't actually have to touch your genatalia

I got the best over and under in Melbourne and i didn't get a disease.
I just closed my eyes and she gave me the best under and over ever.

by filthy finny June 3, 2009