Twitter

To violently shake an erect penis, in an attempt to expel the last few drops of semen from the tip after an ejaculation.

She twittered my penis and made spiderwebs all over her face.

by juicy.king April 19, 2009

Tennessee Tongue twister

When a male cums into females mouth and then decides to make out with her after. During this process the female and male swap the cum between eachothers mouths.

During intercourse today RJ told me that him and his girl love Tennessee tongue twisters after intercourse.

by NEB16 September 2, 2009

Texas Twister

The act of grabbing a penis and twisting as hard as you can. The equivalent of a titty twister on the penis.

I got really pissed off at him so I gave him a Texas Twister.

by awagg July 11, 2011

Twitter

A place for followers, literally.

"I'm gonna go see Jessica Albas twitter, because I totally know her in real life and want to know what she is doing, because I'm a follower."

by Lozai January 26, 2010

Twitter Brain

The thinking process that results from using Twitter by which people can no longer engage in discussion without making extreme assumptions and personal attacks. Often coupled with the inability to think rationally and cognitive dissonance.

Guy 1: Brian just Tweeted that there is literally no way fraud could have taken place in the 2020 election as U.S. elections are to secure and anyone who disagrees is literally stupid.

Guy 2: Wasn’t he the same person that cried about Russian interference for the last four years?
Guy 1: Yes. He has extreme Twitter Brain.

by Night whisperer December 18, 2020

twitter

to utter a succession of small, tremulous sounds, as a bird, or titter; giggle. the act of twittering.

He heard the twittering sounds of the girls staring and flirting with him.

by DidiSmooch February 17, 2009

Twitter

Someone who talks about their or others' life 24/7

Girl: "Today I saw this guy eating a sandwich with HUGE bites!"
"Today my mom yelled at me for not doing the laundry"
"This morning I dropped my waffle! How horrible"
"During break I saw Ben and Jill kiss each other!"
etc...

Other: "She's such a twitter"

by masquerraid April 5, 2009