Turd Gallery is when a man takes a big amount of shit, and gives them special names, exhibits them, so people can watch them.
Look at that Turd Gallery, it's awesome!
by Johnny Turd Boy September 16, 2008
After Samantha took a love turd in front of her fiance William, she got the unmistakable feeling they would be together forever.
by Marky Spots June 02, 2010
a turd talker is one who speaks complete SHITE! there are many kinds of turd talker but the most common one would be the one who blabbers on with turds flying aimlessly outof their mouth.
commonly sung like the bee-gees hit "jive talking" except with the lyrics swapped for teh obvious "turd-talking"
commonly sung like the bee-gees hit "jive talking" except with the lyrics swapped for teh obvious "turd-talking"
"That guy ben is a complete turd talker, all he does is talk shite! he needs to wipe his mouth more than his arse!"
by Ian Bergin August 21, 2006
by jugg's gotcha October 10, 2008
by Mark Ries May 16, 2005
A girthy turd occurs when you fist your ass, and stretch it open with 2 hands and take a big green shit. Also referred as a Shrek Dump (a big green watery shit).
by GirthyTurd October 23, 2009
by alexandra anarchy April 25, 2008