A version of a internet troll where the troll makes a comment on a subject with a message completely irrelevant to the topic or discussion at hand for the purpose of confusing and bewildering readers and participants of the discussion. A milder kind of trolling where readers might take the troll for someone truly lost on the internet.
In a discussion about My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic a lost troll may post the following:
"Yes. It needs to be a lower temp though. The glue gun melts it too fast because it's too hot. The crayon itself keeps running as well due to the higher temp. I'm trying to make some kind of adjustable temperature version. I'm thinking of doing the same as soldering pencil manufacturers do with their products."
Prompting replies in the likeness of "what are you doing here?".
"Yes. It needs to be a lower temp though. The glue gun melts it too fast because it's too hot. The crayon itself keeps running as well due to the higher temp. I'm trying to make some kind of adjustable temperature version. I'm thinking of doing the same as soldering pencil manufacturers do with their products."
Prompting replies in the likeness of "what are you doing here?".
by Achmedsander October 8, 2013
Get the Lost troll mug.A person who seems like a nice, quiet person, but is really a troll when online. They act sweet and innocent in person, but their secret hobby is trolling.
Hey man, did you know Suzy was such a closet troll? Yeah, she seems so nice and quiet at school, but she totally trolls online.
Wow, you're so nice around people, but I've seen some of your comments. You're such a closet troll!
Wow, you're so nice around people, but I've seen some of your comments. You're such a closet troll!
by Daniellescookie November 27, 2011
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by RealLivesMatter February 20, 2015
Get the Troll Shitting mug.an online troll who can hold his own in the event that a blogger or fellow thread-participant should physically challenge him in a real-life, face-to-face situation
by meeeeeeeeee333 May 12, 2010
Get the tough troll mug.The type of anger caused by being trolled onlined. Symptoms include passive aggresive behavior, psychosis, paranoia, alcoholism, addiction, homicide, suicide, depression, and sore assholes.
by bout it bout it bout it October 29, 2010
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2. A person who trolls people non-stop.
3. A person who defends his use of "troll: by claiming that trolls are giants that live under bridges.
2. A person who trolls people non-stop.
3. A person who defends his use of "troll: by claiming that trolls are giants that live under bridges.
Freind: "Look in your lunchbox"
Me: "Where's my yogurt?"
Freind: "Trololo"
Me: "SHUT UP TROLL HOLE!"
Me: "Where's my yogurt?"
Freind: "Trololo"
Me: "SHUT UP TROLL HOLE!"
by LiteralLemon April 6, 2014
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Careful when talking to Sarah. She has a tendency to be a bit of a time troll if you get her talking about cheer-leading.
Once Tom caught me by the water-cooler and spent 20 minutes talking about his weekend! I like the guy, but man he sure can be a time troll sometimes.
Once Tom caught me by the water-cooler and spent 20 minutes talking about his weekend! I like the guy, but man he sure can be a time troll sometimes.
by TheRealZappBrannigan July 18, 2018
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