bridge tester

A fat chick. a girl who when she sits in your car the muffler drags

here comes a bridge tester.

by topher marcheese December 20, 2007

Cat Tosser

Cat Tosser -
1: The act of freely tossing your "Cat" at everybody. 2: Engaging in sexual experimentation with random people 3: A person who throws cats (not recommended)

Also See: Cat Tossing - Engaging in the sport of throwing Cats

See: Slut, Hoe, Easy Girl, Cheating Girlfriend

Just because you have sex once doesnt mean that you can throw your cat at everyone!

You Cat Tosser!

by Pureinsanity99 January 10, 2012

Crypto-tosser

1. Verb, One who masturbates in secret.

2. Adjective, A person who befriends another, with an ulteria motive to extort from them. Projected to and thought of by the victim as a friend, although they're blatently a relentless tosser.

A: "I lent a tenner to your mate steve the other day, he's moved to Brighton."
B: "I thought he was really safe."
A: "So did I"
B: "Tosser!"
A: "No, crypto-tosser!"

by TomOscarSiSedrickEliRabinski February 15, 2012

pussy toaster

Slang term for "Tanning salon"

"Is the she in the pussy toaster again?" - "Yeh, same as every Friday."

by Toast of the Town February 16, 2017

Fancy Toaster Bath

You commit suicide with a expensive toaster in a expensive bath tub.

man my man just broke up with me time to fancy toaster bath.

by jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjsssaaaajaayy July 10, 2019

Dick Toaster

When you put your dick in a toaster then put it in a body of water for pleasure

Mmmm time for the best Dick toaster I’ve ever had

by SpiderGuy7 October 16, 2019

Midget tosser

A small girl who over compensates with a big attitude. Will get an attitude over hearing you breathe. Usually throws Yankee candles.

I had a stuffy nose and some midget tosser assaulted me with a candle.

by Midget tosser January 27, 2020