bird wank

To begin masturbation without finishing entirely.

Aww, man. I only had time for a bird wank.

by juliea. October 7, 2010

The Birds and The Bees

used as a way of easy parenting. if you are using it, you are either:

a stressed middle-aged parent explaining it to your 10 year old

a scientist who studies both bees and birds and have created a formula or something about the bees and the birds (the animals not the sex)

In other words, it should be avoided.

1. dad: son, lets have a talk about... uhh... the bees and the birds.
son: oh ok. *drat, its time 4 the puberty talk*

2. Scientist: I have created a situation to all of our environment problems! And I have stored it all on this paper! *holds up paper* Ahem.... 'The birds and the bees...'
other scientists: *grabs paper and tears it up* SHHH bruv! we don't wanna here that crap!

by REB7293_2223hfje November 2, 2020

the bird feeder

when a man lays on his back, shoots his cum into his belly button, then has the woman suck it out.

last night i totally did the bird feeder with my girlfriend.

by Señor Rivera February 4, 2010

Angry birds

An underated slingshot game

Angry birds used to be popular than roblox it died because roblox runied minecraft

by PvEnjoyerture December 1, 2021

Bird Eyes

When a person has the appearance of happiness in their eyes.

You have lovely bird eyes

by Micol July 24, 2018

Bird turd

A Caucasian person

Look at that bird turd over there with the khakis and plaid shirt.

by JonoT02 February 22, 2019

Bob bird

someone that shits there pants but won’t admit to it. Can only be trusted if they do the gun fingers

Person 1 “ did you bob bird yourself today”

Person 2 “ no it was just arse”

Person 1 “ oh so you did bob bird yourself”

by Najannana July 22, 2021