hell hold

The act of putting someone on hold for an aggravatingly and unnecessary long time. This can be used for punishment to people who continually call your place of work. Common amongst tech support.

Tech 1 - Dude who's been on hold for 30 minutes?

Tech 2 (whilst surfing internet for non-work related stuff) That jackass who keeps calling about him not being able to reach his porn site. I've got him on Hell Hold.

Tech 1 - Makes sense.

by binja April 24, 2008

hell of a thirst on

In need of alcoholic refreshment (UK)

I've got a hell of a thirst on, lets get to the pub!

by Rich Lawson May 24, 2005

Hell Philmuth

1) An idiot poker player
2) A person with really bad long curly hair
3) A gaming geek who spends way too much time on (guild wars)

"Your so good Jezza! i wish i could be a good hell philmuth at poker like you"
"Joe nice haircut! You really got a hell philmuth going on"
"For goodness sake paul stop playing guild wars and get a girlfriend!

by littleJ101 December 16, 2008

Hells Bells

Hells Bells is a drink that is made from the root of a Yellow Trumpet Flower. You boil the root and then drink it. Most people mix it with Gatorade. It is much more dangerous than people think. It can make you hallucinate, seize, convulse, and vomit. The high can last anywhere from 2 days to a week depending on how potent the mixture is. The Yellow Trumpet flower is legal and is sold at almost at nursery but when the root is turned into the "Hells Bells" mixture it is considered a hallucinogenic and is illegal.

Hells Bells is very dangerous.

by Shawn Underwood December 31, 2007

Hell's Kitchen

n. An obsolete term for the West Side of Manhattan when it was a violent slum. The suburban transplants that have moved into the neighborhood are making every effort to resurrect the name "Hell's Kitchen" as they believe it will afford them instant street credibility. Psuedo-Street Smarts that they hope will disguise their middle-class suburban upbringing. The neighborhood has since "gentrified" great since the late 1980s and is now comprised of transplants and the trendy cafes/shops that come with them.

Notice how dumb it sounds when you have some obvious suburbanite refer to where they live as "Hell's Kitchen?!"

by DH10 October 10, 2010

hell of a lot

1/10 OF A FUCK TON

I HAVE A HELL OF A LOT OF WORK TO DO,

by Sapper42 January 31, 2018

call hell

The time when someone was "supposed" to call, up until the point you: 1. get over it and realize you've been blown off or 2. actually get the phone call.

I'm in call-hell, Tyler said he'd call Monday and it's now Wednesday.

by Lola July 14, 2004