the slimy, greenish-yellow residue that accumulates between your ball-sack and your leg that smells like fat bastards asshole
by anonymous February 09, 2004
by Niecee April 29, 2006
1. -"Dude, Fabio gave Mike a Handjob!"
-"WOah bruhha. Doesn't Mike have a chode?"
-"Yea! Fabio is such a chode stroker!"
2. W0w John saw the new Hannah Montana movie opening day? What a fucking chode stroker.
-"WOah bruhha. Doesn't Mike have a chode?"
-"Yea! Fabio is such a chode stroker!"
2. W0w John saw the new Hannah Montana movie opening day? What a fucking chode stroker.
by Andreezi July 19, 2009
Monkey chode is a small but wide hairy dick, owned by a man called Geraint, it started when geraint said that his dick was the largest primate. Someone can also have a monkeys chode if they go around on halloween dressed as a banana.
by tim twatsiel November 25, 2014
Completed by squeezing a shot of Syrup of your choice into your mouth (ie. Eggo, Log Cabin, Hungry Man, Aunt Jemima etc.) followed by a pull of Rum, then followed by yet another squeeze of syrup. The syrup coats the throat as to make the shot go down easier allowing you to consume mass amounts of alcohol.
by BOX8 June 11, 2008
John: Hey you hear what Rhagava and Bridget did?
Quantavius: Nah what'd they do?
John: Dude...they totally had sex.
Quantavius: Wait...doesn't Rhagava have a chode?
John: Yea he was totally clam choding her tenderizer.
Quantavius: Nah what'd they do?
John: Dude...they totally had sex.
Quantavius: Wait...doesn't Rhagava have a chode?
John: Yea he was totally clam choding her tenderizer.
by Rhagava January 18, 2010
An especially short, elongated chode, such as would be seen on an extremely fat kid. A half circle of skin that is impossible to please.
Man, G3N3RAL S1CK's Frisbee Chode is disgusting.
by mysterymeat3 January 08, 2010