If you have socks on and you say something gay, you are cleansed of your gay sins and protected but if either your socks are wet or you don't have socks on, you are not cleansed from your gay sins and not protected.
Friend #1 - Hey bro, you looking cute and thicc today.
Friend #2 - Whoa, do you got your socks on?
Friend #1 - Of course I do.
Friend #2 - Are they wet?
Friend #1 - No, they are completely dry.
Friend #2 - Oh, well thanks for the compliment bro.
Friend #1 - Why would it matter if my socks were on or if they were wet?
Friend #2 - It's because of The Boy's Sock Theory. I just want to make sure your weren't lacking.
Friend #2 - Whoa, do you got your socks on?
Friend #1 - Of course I do.
Friend #2 - Are they wet?
Friend #1 - No, they are completely dry.
Friend #2 - Oh, well thanks for the compliment bro.
Friend #1 - Why would it matter if my socks were on or if they were wet?
Friend #2 - It's because of The Boy's Sock Theory. I just want to make sure your weren't lacking.
by PumpAction January 7, 2022
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Individuals who identify themselves whithing this theory are often refered to as Income Non-Binary.
Individuals who identify themselves whithing this theory are often refered to as Income Non-Binary.
Gurl 1: You can't afford that Stacy!
Stacy: Did you just assume my income!?
Gurl 1: We have the same job Stacy, I know exactly what you earn!!
Stacy: Wealth is a social construct. You need to free your self from those repressive expressions.
Gurl 1: Here we f** go again!
Stacy: You really need to read those papers I sent you on Critical Wealth Theory. It will change the way you see money forever.
Gurl 1: Sure Stacy, whatever you say!
Stacy: Did you just assume my income!?
Gurl 1: We have the same job Stacy, I know exactly what you earn!!
Stacy: Wealth is a social construct. You need to free your self from those repressive expressions.
Gurl 1: Here we f** go again!
Stacy: You really need to read those papers I sent you on Critical Wealth Theory. It will change the way you see money forever.
Gurl 1: Sure Stacy, whatever you say!
by Curious Beast March 17, 2023
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by WordsMan007 June 14, 2021
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Friend of Ryan #1: "Ryan isn't dead guys he just goes to a different school"
Other Friends of Ryan: "Shut the fuck up... Ryan Pethick Theory."
Other Friends of Ryan: "Shut the fuck up... Ryan Pethick Theory."
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Monkeys are the gross humor.
Rabbits are the sexual, and more sexually dirty humor.
Originating from the song “Animal Crackers In My Soup” by Shirley Temple.
Monkeys are the gross humor.
Rabbits are the sexual, and more sexually dirty humor.
Originating from the song “Animal Crackers In My Soup” by Shirley Temple.
Watched a comedy show. It had potty humor and sexual humor. Wasn’t sure what to think of this show. Kind of confusing.
It’s basiclly The Monkey and Rabbit Theory.
It’s basiclly The Monkey and Rabbit Theory.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018
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The henry resool theory explains why my father has tricked himself into believing he makes rational life decisions whereas in reality his life is chaos.
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The complex and complicated theory that the same person from different dimensions is trapped in this one. These people all represent one person from alternate dimensions, but somehow, for unknown reasons, ended up in the same dimension. These people are very similar and only differ in the characteristics they received from their individual dimensions. For example, the same person could be the opposite sex in another dimension, but these people would still have similar personality traits and think in similar ways.
The original person who actually belongs in this dimension is aware of all of these "fakes", but is powerless and cannot get rid of them because if one of the fake copies dies, all of the others do too, as well as everyone else in the entire world. The universe's many dimensions rip apart because it realizes that these fake copies have come to coexist with the original. Therefore, the original isn't a real threat to the fake copies.
The fakes can kill the original. If the original is killed, one of the fake copies replaces them. The universe tries to fill in the blank of the original by using one of the fakes, and doesn't take note that the fake or actual original ever existed beforehand. The fake copy becomes the new original, but it's as if nothing occurred in the first place and as if the original never really died.
The complex and complicated theory that the same person from different dimensions is trapped in this one. These people all represent one person from alternate dimensions, but somehow, for unknown reasons, ended up in the same dimension. These people are very similar and only differ in the characteristics they received from their individual dimensions. For example, the same person could be the opposite sex in another dimension, but these people would still have similar personality traits and think in similar ways.
The original person who actually belongs in this dimension is aware of all of these "fakes", but is powerless and cannot get rid of them because if one of the fake copies dies, all of the others do too, as well as everyone else in the entire world. The universe's many dimensions rip apart because it realizes that these fake copies have come to coexist with the original. Therefore, the original isn't a real threat to the fake copies.
The fakes can kill the original. If the original is killed, one of the fake copies replaces them. The universe tries to fill in the blank of the original by using one of the fakes, and doesn't take note that the fake or actual original ever existed beforehand. The fake copy becomes the new original, but it's as if nothing occurred in the first place and as if the original never really died.
Todd: Hey, do you believe in the... *whispers* The Quod Perierat Theory?
Amanda: What? You know about it?!
Todd: Rick and I are pretty sure that Alice is our original.
Amanda: Oh my god. What are you guys going to do?
Todd: Actually, since we're the same person, it's more like just 'you'. I think I'm going to get rid of Alice.
Amanda: What does Rick want to do?
Todd: I mean, naturally, he agrees with me, just like on most things. Same person and all.
Amanda: What? You know about it?!
Todd: Rick and I are pretty sure that Alice is our original.
Amanda: Oh my god. What are you guys going to do?
Todd: Actually, since we're the same person, it's more like just 'you'. I think I'm going to get rid of Alice.
Amanda: What does Rick want to do?
Todd: I mean, naturally, he agrees with me, just like on most things. Same person and all.
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