William Taft

A guy who gets stuck in a bathtub ‘cuz he’s too fat

*fat person gets stuck in a bathtub*

Oh they’re such a William Taft.

by Juniper Tree October 2, 2019

William May

He is thiiicccc

WIlliam May is defined as a thiiicccc boi

by mrthiiicccc December 2, 2020

freeman williams

Freeman Williams is a retired basketball player. He was the 1978 NCAA man's basketball division Division 1 champion. He was born on May 15th, 1956. He is 6'4 and the 1978 Boston Celtics pick round 1 pick 8. He went to college at Portland State University. He was a small forward and a shooting guard. He was also a all time scoring leader at Portland.

Wow, Freeman Williams is such an awesome basketball player!

by bigchungus223 May 9, 2019

Moist William

A Moist William is the act of barely inserting your erect penis tip inside an excited girl's wet vagina, promptly pulling it out and sliding the residual vaginal fluid on her inner thigh. The movement should be done in a swift "paint-brush" fashion. After this, for the Moist William to be complete, put your clothes back on, pack your belongings, leave without saying a word, and never call her back.

Aye brody, last night Yanni told me he gave his girl a moist William. She was so confused.

by Bravo MNGMT May 2, 2017

William B.

The car guy who likes to look at cars

The william b. fixed my car.

by Cheap and rusty car guy November 11, 2019

william zientko

Someone who likes to gargle balls

Hey that’s William Zientko he likes to gargle balls

by TwitchyGnu May 4, 2020

William Parker

A factory in Hastings that makes smug people.

"That Jamie is such a smug cunt"
"'Course he is, he went to William Parker"

by Captain Quango June 14, 2012