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Monkey and Rabbit Theory

The Monkey and Rabbit Theory is a metaphor used to describe the ongoing battle and relationship between sexual humor and gross potty humor in TV Shows, and Movies.

Monkeys are the gross humor.
Rabbits are the sexual, and more sexually dirty humor.

Originating from the song “Animal Crackers In My Soup” by Shirley Temple.
Watched a comedy show. It had potty humor and sexual humor. Wasn’t sure what to think of this show. Kind of confusing.
It’s basiclly The Monkey and Rabbit Theory.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018
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Chemical Bag Theory

The Chemical Bag Theory is an ontological materialist and neoatheist ideology that advocates all humans are actually bags of chemicals and all thoughts, feelings, emotions, beliefs and actions are result of chemical reactions, such as everything someone did, do or will do are result of chemical reactions. The chemical bag theory also advocates human intelligence and human reasoning are a byproduct of chemical reactions having no reason for humans think, since humans'brains are not trustfull at all, where there is no true nor false, such as there is no free will.
"The Chemical Bag Theory is a really absurd theory, it always lead to absurd arguments and conclusions that majority of people consider normal. That is the why we need to overcome materialism and neoatheism and think in something futher of these."

"Quantum Mechanics and Extraphysical Mechanics refute the Chemical Bag Theory, but still, majority of people cannot see it and still advocate this absurd materialistic theory."
by Full Monteirism January 4, 2021
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The Boy's Sock Theory

If you have socks on and you say something gay, you are cleansed of your gay sins and protected but if either your socks are wet or you don't have socks on, you are not cleansed from your gay sins and not protected.
Friend #1 - Hey bro, you looking cute and thicc today.

Friend #2 - Whoa, do you got your socks on?

Friend #1 - Of course I do.

Friend #2 - Are they wet?

Friend #1 - No, they are completely dry.

Friend #2 - Oh, well thanks for the compliment bro.

Friend #1 - Why would it matter if my socks were on or if they were wet?

Friend #2 - It's because of The Boy's Sock Theory. I just want to make sure your weren't lacking.
by PumpAction January 7, 2022
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Charles Brisbane Theory

The Charles Brisbane theory follows that of the odd functions in that the sum of two odd functions are odd. His theory denotes that having two odd parents infers that you are inevitably odd.
Anton is odd, thus both his parents are odd as stated by the Charles Brisbane Theory.
by WordsMan007 June 14, 2021
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2nd Pancake Theory

The theory that the second pancake will be significantly better than the first one. For example, your mom and dad got divorced after 5 years of marriage. Then, your dad got remarried and just celebrated their 20 year anniversary.
"Lisa and I broke up"
"Don't worry, 2nd Pancake Theory
"Thanks, man"
by 3TBSVeganMayo October 9, 2019
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Inferior Female Theory

A derivative of Evolutionary Masculinity Theory. This theory posits that independent, strong women submit to men, who they are more or less oppressing, by accepting the male's sexualized submissive world view, at which point these independent, strong women are living in the image of a male's world outlook as referenced by the Evolutionary Masculinity Theory.
"Did you hear about Khara who is cuckolding her unwilling, disabled, veteran husband deployed in an active warzone? She thinks it's so sexually empowering, but little does she know she is actually validating Inferior Female Theory because he has sexualized his position, thus assuming the dominant role from the bottom and she has submitted to her fate."
by zeezer43 July 17, 2021
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Anti-Vote Theory

An alternative form of voting in which instead of showing your support for something, you instead vote against something you dislike. Traditionally to balance the system, you also add a clause where you may anti-vote as many times as you wish in order to get an accurate representation of how much people hate things. This form of voting is beneficial as it plays in to the much more natural human instinct of hating things instead of finding ways to like them.
1: hey who are you gonna vote for in the next election
2: I hate all of them, I wish I could just anti-vote the ones I hate the most
1: You’re talking about the Anti-Vote Theory dude
2: That’s sick
by TheColdHardFacts September 15, 2019
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