shetix snacks

to ejaculate,to masturbate

i'll be back in 10 minutes cause its time for my shetix snacks..

by timmy1234567890 October 16, 2008

Bitch Snack

A bitch snack is when you take your lunchable, crunch up the crackers cut up the bologna and cheese and you take that shit straight up the sniffer like a man. Don't be a bitch about it.

Hey man I just did a bitch snack, and didn't even die.

by Shizzzzzz March 5, 2014

frantic snacking

A lesbian quickie.

Josie and Hailey enjoy "frantic snacking" between classes.

by Shinwa May 14, 2014

snack rap

When a man shoves an assortment of McDonald food into a woman's vagina, and then eats it.

I was really hungry so me and the bae made an extra large snack rap

by Coochmaster99 June 4, 2014

fruit snack dumpling

When you eat your girl out on her rag in a moving vehicle, then leave the spit cob on side your mouth, stick your head out the window, let it dry, then eat it.

I just fruit snack dumpling my girl in the car.

by Scoot5o4 August 5, 2014

Snack Nasty

When your wife takes a dildo up her ass and pussy while you jack off on her face.

Man...I gave my ole lady the Snack Nasty in the front yard last night.

by Kitty Miss August 15, 2014

snacking off

Literally: Enjoying any snack while pleasuring yourself.(masturbating)

Figuratively: enjoying a guilty pleasure type of snack in which you have no way of stopping.

The movie was shorter than we expected so when we came home we caught my roommate snacking off.

As soon as my girlfriend left I snacked off on m & ms.

by Ill will skillz October 26, 2014