shitty munch

When someone or something goes wrong, instead of explaining yourself, just yell "Shit Munch". This term was first created at the Landon school in 2016.

(See's someone ugly)- Wow thats really shitty munch

(While intoxicated)- Im really shitty munch

by Bonging September 22, 2017

shitty pow

Forceable self ass sex

The king had no friends so he shitty powed himself everynight

by DerbyPopcorn February 23, 2015

shitty handshake

To deliberately shake hands with someone, upon using the shitter without washing your hands directly after wiping your arsehole. Example: "I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake, stupid bastard didn't even realise that I didn't wash my hands after wiping, as I was happily shaking his hand".

I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake.

by villos69 May 8, 2017

shitty mcfly

When you think you got the drip but it looks like shit

I got dressed but made myself look shitty mcfly

by Daddyuchiha420 January 2, 2023

Shitty Fuckin

Like titty fuckin, but instead of a woman’s titties, it’s a man’s own asscheeks.

Chads mom came home early and caught him shitty fuckin on the couch. Chad buttered his own biscuit…..

by dannyboy377 April 9, 2024

Foley’s shitty sheets

You dont wanna know

“Foley clean your shitty sheets”~ Ma
“They’re fresh Ma”~ Foley

Foley’s shitty sheets

by 1234jakdks May 4, 2021

Shitty pillow case

When your flatmate breaks in to everyone's room to leave shits in mysterious places, you then respond by taking a shitty pillow case and beating them with it. Thus a shitty pillow case

Had a right shitty pillow case roommate moment last night.

by Dick sleve October 8, 2018