COVID Cop

Someone who enforces Covid 19 and social distancing measures.

“No we can’t seat a table of 6!” said the COVID Cop

by Jonathan Sankey November 9, 2020

Hot Cop

1.
Verb
(as in hot copped, hot copping)
a task completed easily; with little effort.

2.
Noun
a. easy to be around.
b. a floozy.

Origin (as theorized by many scholars of the era)- Arrested Development (TV)(2003-2005)

1. (verb) Yeah man, Angie just hot copped her dinner.

2 (noun) Don't be such a Hot Cop, Becky.

by A Gallon of Bees July 18, 2010

Cop a buzz

The feeling of intoxication or general excitement; to take or purchase something

Let's go to the party, cop a buzz, and have killer sex!

I'm going to the store to cop a new pair of shoes.

by Solojon October 5, 2025

Cop Schmopping

When the boys lie, LIE out their ass to get some young boy to squeal like a little runt piglet.

*Although sometimes no oinking involved...

When police make false claims about someone to get a reaction from the boy that benefits their quest to get the squeal.....
When police do wild and crazy shit to get the desired information from the target......

Tommy, was never no rat. Tommy would die before he was a rat.

Until , during interrogation, cops told Tommy that his friend Billy confessed to the maulings of his beloved kittens.
Tommy a victim of cop schmopping.
And Tommy also a bitch for telling everybody Billy killed his kittens.

by Mrs. Nesbit February 22, 2022

brew room cop

An older coworker, normally a bit of a hipster, tries to define rules for conversation and behaviour in the brew room.
Also known to drag out work tasks, in order to remind people they are important.

His such a “brew room cop” we can’t even have a laugh if his in the room.

by Sidchrome November 12, 2023

Cops BooBoo

That faithful partner you love to hate and the cops are called cuz ya'll be fighting too much. One gets arrested, but the other doesn't want to press charges. Often you can hear them screaming 'I love you Baby' or asking the officer, 'Can I just give them a kiss before you take them away?', while in handcuffs.

Girl, I saw you on TV the other night with a new dude. Is that your Cops BooBoo?

I love Nick. He's my Cops BooBoo.

by HotGoalieGf18 March 1, 2020

Cop

People with small, yet somehow ridiculously stinky, balls that also can get away with shooting any minority.

"Wow that cop that just shot that man has some tiny, yet somehow ridiculously stinky, balls."

by xXXmillennialcoolXXx February 14, 2022