the top house

Slang for the top pub in a village.
"Alrite lads, u cumin up the top house"
"Imagine if you took those up the top house!"
by Luke Gisborne April 03, 2005
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top bollox

Capital top bollox madam!!
by Zachary Alan August 22, 2005
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Top Head

When One Does or says something wrong, when it's obvious they are wrong.
Drake:"Give me My Paper back you dumbass"

Joshua:"Top Head on that, that's not even your paper, it's mine.
by BigDurtii January 13, 2011
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Crack top

This is the alternative name for the Hilltop district in Tacoma Washington. This area is the wrong side of the tracks, traditionally the home to black and low income residents.
This area is popular with crack buyers and sellers,known as a hot bed for gang violence and violent mindless ignorant behavior. Where the low life crack head gang dooush bags live and hang out,ya go there to buy dope and hope you don't get your ass shot or robbed.
Is that restaurant on North J street?

No, it's on South J street.

Oh no we aint going there thats on god damm Cracktop I don't

feel like having my car broken into when we go to the

restaurant.

Okay well lets go to all you can shovel then.

Good I'm hungry!

Crack top a shitty place to raise your family!
by Stewart Larkin June 11, 2007
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Top geek

You know when you have one of those friends or know someone and you just walk in his room and its like a fuck*ng sci-fi cinema with all the top gadgets

Top geeks are very protective over their equipment and will not allow others to use, borrow or handle it.

They are often anti-social and can spend days on end in their room looking at websites such as dabs.com

Top geeks can often drain electricity with all their carbon technological equipment. Equipment will always include silly "gadgets" such as a wireless mouse, a wireless keyboard, a media PC, sat-nav etc etc.. Always bragging about the "new" this and that and is often buys just because of the brand e.g. Apple wow there so technologically advanced

To summarise. I think we could say a top geek is just a geek but is really on top of the game.

Top geek essentials:

Media PC
Laptop
Wireless keyboard
Microsoft fanatic
Apple fanatic
Oracle
Web based management system
Broadband
Wireless everything
Torrent sites
Strobe lighting
by Top JiZzA December 12, 2008
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apple top

A small glass container filled most often with coke, however it can contain other drugs such as K (ketamine). Apple Tops of coke cost 10 bucks, a dime. The name apple top comes from the small circular black cap on the small glass bottle that has an apple print on it. Possibly the trade mark of the comapany that produces these small glass bottles.
"We stay slangin apple tops up in the Bricks, 10 for 70 boi. Shits raw."
by B weezer May 24, 2006
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Shout to the top

Taken from the song "Shout to the Top" by The Style Council, to shout to the top is a slang term meaning to proclaim something life-shattering and prophetic as loudly as you can, or to quickly but effectively blurt out a solid argument.
"Shout to the top, man!"

"Johnny decided to shout to the top in his debate class this time instead of just standing there."
by LittleDustyBrownMouse October 30, 2018
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