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Dumping Onions

Having a poor diet being reflected in the flavour of one's semen.
Oh Christ, Rick! What have you been eating? You're dumping onions
by Deschain1985 June 11, 2022
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onion rings

Pit stains, the sweaty stains that occur in the armpits when one is sweating...
Guy 1: bruh you nervous?
Guy 2: yeah man, how could you tell?
Guy 1: you got mad onion rings bro
Guy 2: oh shit
by ernesto_yankees April 1, 2020
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What The Onion

A popular phrase, commonly used by teenagers. The word "Onion" in this context means a superior being. "Onion" may be used to replace hard swears like "f*ck" or "h*ll"
What The Onion was that guy thinking? He could've gotten us killed!
by JustJonnika December 4, 2024
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Onions

Terms for a 3-point basketball shot. A catchphrase coined by CBS’ broadcaster Bill Raftery.
(He) placed a double order of onions to start the game.
by Also Hammered January 30, 2022
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the end onion

onion story over the end onion
hope you enjoyed the onion story but the end onion
by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019
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The Mystic Onion Man

After their adventure on the island of Engelbräckt, Malte Wegbratt and Vilmer Andersson had become seasoned adventurers. They continued to travel the land, searching for new challenges to overcome and new friends to meet.

One day, they heard a rumor about a mystic Onion man named Johan who possessed incredible powers of insight and foresight. Intrigued, Malte and Vilmer set out to find him.

Their journey took them through rugged mountains and dense forests, as they searched for clues about Johan's whereabouts. They spoke to villagers and traders, seeking any information that could lead them to the Onion man.

Finally, they reached a small village where they heard rumors of a strange hermit who lived deep in the forest. Believing this to be Johan, Malte and Vilmer set out to find him.

After a long and treacherous journey, they finally arrived at the hermit's abode. There, they found a thin and frail-looking man with a long beard and a deep sense of calm.

Introducing themselves, Malte and Vilmer told Johan about their many adventures and their desire to recruit him to their team. Johan listened carefully, his eyes seeming to see far beyond what was in front of him.
After a long pause, Johan spoke. "I will join you on one condition," he said. "You must help me find the lost temple of the Onions. It is a sacred place, where the power of the Onion is at its strongest. If we find it, I will use its power to help you on your adventures."

Malte and Vilmer readily agreed, eager to discover what secrets the lost temple held. They set out on a new quest, led by Johan's incredible insights and knowledge.

Together, they journeyed across deserts, through deep caves, and over raging rivers. Johan's powers proved invaluable, as he seemed to know just where to go and what to do at every turn.

Finally, after many months of searching, they found the lost temple of the Onions. It was a majestic and ancient place, filled with wonder and mystery.

As Johan promised, the power of the Onion was strong there. He used it to grant Malte and Vilmer incredible strength and wisdom, making them even more formidable in battle.

And so, with the addition of the mystic Onion man Johan to their team, Malte and Vilmer continued to travel the land, fighting evil and helping those in need. They knew that their adventures would never truly end, but with their unbreakable bond and their newly recruited ally, they felt confident that they could overcome any challenge that lay ahead.
by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 15, 2023
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Tiny Onions

A group of short and smelly people.
Bill: Yo, people back in the 1800's were really short and really smelly.
Ted: Yeah, there were sure a lot of tiny onions back then.
by MojoYT September 8, 2020
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