Goon

When a friend texts you Goon in which refferiing you to Go On xbox and play Call of Duty MW2

Goon

by Skoal Patrol 21 August 7, 2010

Pay Gooning

A deeply visceral, intoxicating state of arousal triggered by witnessing raw and uncut displays of wealth, lavish spending, or sheer financial dominance. Whether it's a girthy bank transfer notification swelling with potential, a big black Amex card thrust in motion, or the sight of someone drowning in luxury, pay gooning is the ultimate indulgence in fiscal ecstasy. Each transaction pulses like a forbidden rhythm, the flick of a trading app an act of financial foreplay. A well-hedged portfolio rises erect in a bull market, teasing with its tumescent growth -- always expanding, never climaxing, forever trembling at the precipice of monetary release.

The second that bonus check hit, I was pay gooning so bad I needed a cold shower and a financial planner.

by JBOE March 3, 2025

Flicker Goon

When someone partakes in gooning for so long that there penis starts too mutate and grow human anatomy.This can be reversed after some time. if done for too long the affects can not go away and the penis can gain sentience and eventually de-attach and become its own living creature.

I Flicker Gooned for 7 hours and now the effects are irreversible.
I love too Flicker Goon in my time off.

by EdgedGoon May 22, 2024

Orange goon

Donald Trump

What did the orange goon do today to crash the market?

by anonymous June 2, 2025

Goons

Goons are a bunch of uncouth, savage, crass, foul-mouthed, vulgar, immature, racist-epithet-uttering ogres who can't seem to say one sentence or make a single joke without using the worst of the worst profanity (or referring to some body function, bodily fluid, or body part, then giggling like a 10-year-old).

Goons are a collection of HIV+ individuals from the famous gay hook-up site somethingawful.com.

by Tempus Thales September 22, 2022

Alien Stage Flicker Gooning

Alien Stage Flicker Gooning is the act of flicker gooning while listening to ALIEN STAGE music, going with the melody to time your strokes.

“Yo I was beating my meat so hard to Round 6 yesterday”

“Oh, so you were alien stage flicker gooning?”

“YESSS I LOVE FAPPING MY BONER TO ALIEN STAGE IT TURNS ME ON AND I DONT NEED ANY LUBRICANT RAWDOGGING MY SHIT”

by femboylicker73 June 25, 2025

Gooning session

Gooning session is simply a session of Gooning. Gooning is like edging, where you get as close to ”the point of no return” as possible when masturbating.

Yo bro, I’m gonna go for a Gooning session in a bit. Would you be down to goon with me and then maybe we could fuck each other so hard that we won’t be able to walk after?

by HornyGirlHere January 7, 2025