cakey cake

A delicious cake. Can refer to any type of cake but it must be delicious. Mediocre cakes are not cakey cakes.

I cannot wait until we have cakey cake tonight.

by Kellykel August 29, 2007

Mad Cake

A huge ass

“You got mad cake my guy!”

by eaaaatmybuttttt September 16, 2018

half of cake

A pound of cocaine. Approximately 25,000$
As heard in The Notorious B.I.G's song -Ten Crack Commandments.

Heard in three weeks she sniffed a whole half of cake up.

by DeadlySorry May 28, 2016

bitch-cakes

To go bitch-cakes is somewhat synonymous with to throw a hissy fit but crazier and with an implication of a physical outburst

Coined by Beth on NewsRadio

Beth: "If my boyfriend acted like that, I would go absolutely bitch-cakes."

by Kathryn January 18, 2004

lame cake

to describe a situation or object

"this job is lame cake"

by choker January 23, 2009

Arse Cakes

n. Expression used by Father Jack, the bigoted old alcoholic priest from Father Ted. Usually shouted at the top of his lungs, at nothing in particular, in random rotation with "Girls!", "Drink!" and "Feck!".

"Father Jack, would you like a nice cup of tea, now?"
"ARSE CAKES!"

by Satandog March 15, 2006

urinal cake

A rare delicacy found in the waterfountains in the men's restroom. It has a very pleasent crunch and a tiggly aftertaste, although it makes your mouth a little blue afterwards.

"I'd like a urinal cake for dessert!"
"Um... sir..."

by Globblermabobblerma goo goo dolly wacker cha cha cha charmine! July 28, 2005