To be repeatedly cheated on by young man with an insatiable appetite for chips and to be none the wiser because you are a dumb bitch
Female 1: Girl, why you got all these chip crumbs in your bed.
Female 2: Oh my boyfriend was here last night.
Female 1: Where is he I want to meet him.
Female 2: He doesn't live here.
Female 1: Girl, you gettin two fived.
Female 2: Oh my boyfriend was here last night.
Female 1: Where is he I want to meet him.
Female 2: He doesn't live here.
Female 1: Girl, you gettin two fived.
by CizzyMonster August 6, 2010
Get the Two Fivedmug. A grip is: n. a phrase used to express quantity; a large amount of something.
Two grips would be way more than one grip: an extremely large amount (approx. equivalent to a metric fuckton) often used as an exaggeration for alot of stuff
Two grips would be way more than one grip: an extremely large amount (approx. equivalent to a metric fuckton) often used as an exaggeration for alot of stuff
"Man this mac n cheese is so cheesy! You got all kinds a cheese up in this bitch!"
"Its because I put two grips of cheese in it!"
"Two grips of weed is a shitload more than one grip!"
"Its because I put two grips of cheese in it!"
"Two grips of weed is a shitload more than one grip!"
by synaesthetic May 20, 2010
Get the Two Gripsmug. verb
1. Black and blue, getting swiftly knocked in the face, being left with visible mark(s).
2. Getting hit and marked as fast as a printer types a single letter.
3. Getting punched for something (that wasn't necessarily that serious) but the mother fucker keeps running their mouth too much. A quick way to shut up that noise.
4. Shutting up someone that says something offensive, commonly known as a spit fire.
1. Black and blue, getting swiftly knocked in the face, being left with visible mark(s).
2. Getting hit and marked as fast as a printer types a single letter.
3. Getting punched for something (that wasn't necessarily that serious) but the mother fucker keeps running their mouth too much. A quick way to shut up that noise.
4. Shutting up someone that says something offensive, commonly known as a spit fire.
"You need to stop coming at me all crazy, you're about to get two toned. I don't have time for that nonsense."
"She got two toned, her face looks purple after one damn punch! Haha, bitch couldn't shut up on that disrespectful shit."
I heard he got two-toned, hit him quickly...thank god it stopped that argument!
"She got two toned, her face looks purple after one damn punch! Haha, bitch couldn't shut up on that disrespectful shit."
I heard he got two-toned, hit him quickly...thank god it stopped that argument!
by XianStarr October 7, 2016
Get the Two-Tonedmug. Rolf: {while determining price for two eels} I will give you...two chickens.
Double D: Sounds fair. Thank you!
Rolf: What? Do you not want four chickens?
Double D: I'd be happy to take four. Four chickens it is.
Rolf: I said two.
Double D: Three chickens and a rubber band?
Rolf: TWO CHICKENS!!!
Double D: Sounds fair. Thank you!
Rolf: What? Do you not want four chickens?
Double D: I'd be happy to take four. Four chickens it is.
Rolf: I said two.
Double D: Three chickens and a rubber band?
Rolf: TWO CHICKENS!!!
by BakedBroodle November 10, 2011
Get the two chickensmug. I-I-I-I-I need you
I-I-I-I-I need you
I-I-I-I-I need you
I never said I wasn't gonna tell nobody
But desperate lover, I can't keep it to myself
Oh no
When we're together it's like hot coals in a fire
Oh baby
My body's burning so come on heat my desire
Come on come on
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
I need you, I need you
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
Come on, come on
People get jealous 'cause we always stay together
Yeah baby
I guess they really want a love like yours and mine
Together forever
I never thought that I could ever be this happy
Yeah baby
My prayers were answered, boy you came in the nick of time
Oh
I-I-I-I-I need you
I-I-I-I-I need you
I never said I wasn't gonna tell nobody
But desperate lover, I can't keep it to myself
Oh no
When we're together it's like hot coals in a fire
Oh baby
My body's burning so come on heat my desire
Come on come on
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
I need you, I need you
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
Come on, come on
People get jealous 'cause we always stay together
Yeah baby
I guess they really want a love like yours and mine
Together forever
I never thought that I could ever be this happy
Yeah baby
My prayers were answered, boy you came in the nick of time
Oh
I got this feeling that you're going to stay
I never knew that it could happen this way
Before I met you I was falling apart
But now at last I really know we're made of
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
I need you, I need you
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
Come on, come on
I-I-I-I-I need
I-I-I-I-I need
I need, I need, I need you
I never said I wasn't gonna tell nobody, no baby
But desperate lover, I can't keep it to myself
Oh no
When we're together it's like hot coals in a fire
Oh baby
My body's burning so come on heat my desire
Oh
I got this feeling that you're going to stay
I never knew that it could happen this way
Before I met you I was falling apart
But now at last I really know we're made of
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
I need you, I need you
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
Come on, come on
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
I need you, I need you
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
Come on, come on
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
I need you, I need you
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
Come on, come on
I never knew that it could happen this way
Before I met you I was falling apart
But now at last I really know we're made of
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
I need you, I need you
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
Come on, come on
I-I-I-I-I need
I-I-I-I-I need
I need, I need, I need you
I never said I wasn't gonna tell nobody, no baby
But desperate lover, I can't keep it to myself
Oh no
When we're together it's like hot coals in a fire
Oh baby
My body's burning so come on heat my desire
Oh
I got this feeling that you're going to stay
I never knew that it could happen this way
Before I met you I was falling apart
But now at last I really know we're made of
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
I need you, I need you
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
Come on, come on
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
I need you, I need you
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
Come on, come on
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
I need you, I need you
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
Come on, come on
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker October 24, 2022
Get the Two of Heartsmug. What is better than 'wonderful' ? Two-derful
by Gary N. September 22, 2007
Get the two-derfulmug. 