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Two Fived

To be repeatedly cheated on by young man with an insatiable appetite for chips and to be none the wiser because you are a dumb bitch
Female 1: Girl, why you got all these chip crumbs in your bed.
Female 2: Oh my boyfriend was here last night.
Female 1: Where is he I want to meet him.
Female 2: He doesn't live here.
Female 1: Girl, you gettin two fived.
by CizzyMonster August 6, 2010
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Two Grips

A grip is: n. a phrase used to express quantity; a large amount of something.

Two grips would be way more than one grip: an extremely large amount (approx. equivalent to a metric fuckton) often used as an exaggeration for alot of stuff
"Man this mac n cheese is so cheesy! You got all kinds a cheese up in this bitch!"

"Its because I put two grips of cheese in it!"

"Two grips of weed is a shitload more than one grip!"
by synaesthetic May 20, 2010
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Two-Toned

verb
1. Black and blue, getting swiftly knocked in the face, being left with visible mark(s).

2. Getting hit and marked as fast as a printer types a single letter.

3. Getting punched for something (that wasn't necessarily that serious) but the mother fucker keeps running their mouth too much. A quick way to shut up that noise.

4. Shutting up someone that says something offensive, commonly known as a spit fire.
"You need to stop coming at me all crazy, you're about to get two toned. I don't have time for that nonsense."

"She got two toned, her face looks purple after one damn punch! Haha, bitch couldn't shut up on that disrespectful shit."

I heard he got two-toned, hit him quickly...thank god it stopped that argument!
by XianStarr October 7, 2016
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two chickens

The shrewdest, stingiest and lowest price you could ever bargain with.
Rolf: {while determining price for two eels} I will give you...two chickens.
Double D: Sounds fair. Thank you!
Rolf: What? Do you not want four chickens?
Double D: I'd be happy to take four. Four chickens it is.
Rolf: I said two.
Double D: Three chickens and a rubber band?
Rolf: TWO CHICKENS!!!
by BakedBroodle November 10, 2011
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Two of Hearts

I-I-I-I-I need you
I-I-I-I-I need you
I-I-I-I-I need you

I never said I wasn't gonna tell nobody
But desperate lover, I can't keep it to myself
Oh no
When we're together it's like hot coals in a fire
Oh baby
My body's burning so come on heat my desire
Come on come on

Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
I need you, I need you
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
Come on, come on

People get jealous 'cause we always stay together
Yeah baby
I guess they really want a love like yours and mine
Together forever
I never thought that I could ever be this happy
Yeah baby
My prayers were answered, boy you came in the nick of time
Oh
I got this feeling that you're going to stay
I never knew that it could happen this way
Before I met you I was falling apart
But now at last I really know we're made of

Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
I need you, I need you
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
Come on, come on

I-I-I-I-I need
I-I-I-I-I need
I need, I need, I need you

I never said I wasn't gonna tell nobody, no baby
But desperate lover, I can't keep it to myself
Oh no
When we're together it's like hot coals in a fire
Oh baby
My body's burning so come on heat my desire
Oh

I got this feeling that you're going to stay
I never knew that it could happen this way
Before I met you I was falling apart
But now at last I really know we're made of

Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
I need you, I need you
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
Come on, come on

Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
I need you, I need you
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
Come on, come on

Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
I need you, I need you
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
Come on, come on
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker October 24, 2022
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two-derful

What is better than 'wonderful' ? Two-derful
I am having a two-derful day !
by Gary N. September 22, 2007
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two oh

gimme a two oh
by seth November 17, 2003
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