Shit Spackle

This is the shit that is caked onto different areas of the toilet and won't wash away after some lard ass releases a gas packed diarrhea load!

Every time that fatass uses our restroom, there's shit spackle in there for days

by Ed Bodine March 22, 2004

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THE PERFECT SHIT

Every once in a while everyone experiences the perfect Brown Trout. It's rare but a real thing of beauty. You sit down expecting the worst, but what you get is a smooth sliding, fart-less masterpiece that breaks the water with the splash-less grace of an Olympic high-diving champion. You use the toilet tissue to find that it was totally unnecessary. It makes you feel that all is right in the world and that you are in perfect harmony with it.

no farts or splash back, thats the perfect shit!

by BRETT THE HITMAN HOLT June 21, 2012

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king shit

in terms of internet slang-
when a man does something good,

he is on his king shit.

robert: i just quit smoking cigs
ali: proud of you. king shit.

by weedstink July 26, 2020

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Secondary Shit

Right when you finish taking a huge shit, and you believe that no more shit could possibly come out of your ass, you stand up to either pull your pants up (or wipe if you stand to wipe), and you have to sit right back down again because another piece of shit just showed up.

"Dude you were in there for like 30 minutes!"

"Yeah I know, I had 3 secondary shits"

by Dick Bakerr November 13, 2009

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good shit

"good shit" is an expression someone says when they like an action or event that has happened.

Person A: Hey, I'm seeing this band live tomorrow night, how are they?
Person B: Dude, they are amazing live, you're going to have a blast!
Person A: Good shit!

by Oceasar November 14, 2013

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