Today's substitute teacher

A hoe. Just a hoe, nothing more, nevermore.

Today's substitute teacher is a bad one.

by Just a human doing human thing October 31, 2018

National Give a Teacher Head Day

basically go crazy, change that D by succing that D, and baam you got an A

Brian: Lena, I swear there’s nothing weirder than ‘National Eat Your Dog Day’

Lena: Ohhhh, wait til you hear about ‘National Give A Teacher Head Day’

by lenauchiha September 24, 2019

bald headed perverted teacher

a bald headed teacher that stares at girls creepily and checks them out and theres like a 20 year age difference he's also obsessed with being in your personal space when he comes over to your table and his breath stinks sometimes i die when i smell it

girl 1: did you hear about the bald headed perverted teacher was checking that girl out

girl 2: yeah, he's gonna get fired ☺

by a random person that exists October 15, 2019

Armchair english teacher

Anyone on the internet who overly criticizes you or bitches about a spelling/typing mistake

"Learn how to spell before you talk"

"You're an armchair english teacher shut the fuck up"

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) May 28, 2021

How to annoy the nice teacher

You bitch. You absoult slut. Google it, pyscho. I am NOT giving answers to that, dumb fuck

You: searches "How to annoy the nice teacher"
Urban dictionary: You bitch. You absoult slut. Google it, pyscho. I am NOT giving answers to that, dumb fuck

by Snitches get Stiches😡 March 8, 2022

teheran

A different and thuper trendsetting way to say "tehe".

*Derived from an autocorrect typo.

What did the hobo man get for Christmas?

Nothing.

Random guy in the background: TEHERAN!

by Jewsef. September 9, 2011

teacher

a person that gives head due to the fact that knowledge and head are 1 in the same...teachers give knowledge to their students

I heard that girl is a good teacher, she loves givin out knowledge

by E Bailey December 28, 2005