tainted tato

When a nether region smells of musky taint water, smegma, and crusty day old poop, aka willnots, rehydrated with the droplets of a large piss.

Man, I felt so bad for her. I took a piss then she pulled down my pants and I had such a tainted tato.

by Scallyway888 April 12, 2024

Taint-angle

The widely-varying geometric angle measured between a woman's vaginal opening and anus that effectively determines their perineum.

Damn, them girls in Asia have a big taint-angle; you can see their buttholes standing up!

by Duke3478 November 4, 2020

taint snake

"taint snake" a buddy that will not get out of own way, lazy taint snake

"lets call Mike" no that fucker is a lazy taint snake

by spazfly June 17, 2019

tainted keitre

Nigga with big dick

That nigga is a tainted keitre

by The Tainted Keitre July 28, 2018

eye taint

The skin below your eye and above your cheek bone.

Are you tired? Your eye taint is puffy.

by Dougiedougs May 14, 2018

Taint soup

When your taint is soaked in sweat due to weather or emotional influence. This is the umbrella phrase that covers ball soup and clam chowder.

It was way too hot last night, I woke up with a bowl of taint soup.

by Kungfud00d January 26, 2014

That Taint Funny

Transferring taint smell from the finger to the upper lip.

I said sniff my taint, she dsaid "Sure" so I jammed a hand down my underwater and scooped up a dose of taint with my middle finger and smearted it on her upper lip. She said" That Taint Funny"!

by Mr.keith.lander May 4, 2014