A version of a internet troll where the troll makes a comment on a subject with a message completely irrelevant to the topic or discussion at hand for the purpose of confusing and bewildering readers and participants of the discussion. A milder kind of trolling where readers might take the troll for someone truly lost on the internet.
In a discussion about My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic a lost troll may post the following:
"Yes. It needs to be a lower temp though. The glue gun melts it too fast because it's too hot. The crayon itself keeps running as well due to the higher temp. I'm trying to make some kind of adjustable temperature version. I'm thinking of doing the same as soldering pencil manufacturers do with their products."
Prompting replies in the likeness of "what are you doing here?".
"Yes. It needs to be a lower temp though. The glue gun melts it too fast because it's too hot. The crayon itself keeps running as well due to the higher temp. I'm trying to make some kind of adjustable temperature version. I'm thinking of doing the same as soldering pencil manufacturers do with their products."
Prompting replies in the likeness of "what are you doing here?".
by Achmedsander October 8, 2013
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See the guys at the front they are totally Troll Patrollers they just turned away a bunch of snooki wannabes!!!
by Vegaspantyparty September 2, 2012
Get the Troll Patrollers mug.A person who seems like a nice, quiet person, but is really a troll when online. They act sweet and innocent in person, but their secret hobby is trolling.
Hey man, did you know Suzy was such a closet troll? Yeah, she seems so nice and quiet at school, but she totally trolls online.
Wow, you're so nice around people, but I've seen some of your comments. You're such a closet troll!
Wow, you're so nice around people, but I've seen some of your comments. You're such a closet troll!
by Daniellescookie November 27, 2011
Get the Closet Troll mug.Something someone does on Facebook, for example, to destroy someone's news feed. This often happens on a daily basis causing them to be unfriended frequently. But they don't care, because they are most likely a douche anyways. They constantly upload videos, link youtube videos, post status' and pictures. These status' often include very mediocre statements, ideas and information. Once in awhile they post something interesting, but most likely, they wont.
Chance posted a link.
Chance updated his status... 40 times.
Chance posted a link...
Chance wrote on So-and-so's wall.
Chance posted yet another a link.
Chance was tagged in a photo... of himself.
Chance updated his status.
Chance likes your status.
Chance likes "Mass Trolling."
Chance updated his status... 40 times.
Chance posted a link...
Chance wrote on So-and-so's wall.
Chance posted yet another a link.
Chance was tagged in a photo... of himself.
Chance updated his status.
Chance likes your status.
Chance likes "Mass Trolling."
by pissedofffacebookuser December 24, 2011
Get the Mass Trolling mug.A "troll-bump" is the exact same thing as a "fist-bump" (search "fist bump" if you don't know what that is) but used among and between trolls upon successful trolling.
*class was canceled*
Troll 1: Mark, you're late for class! Ask Troll 2!
Mark: Really troll 2?!
Troll 2: Yes! Hurry, run!
*Mark runs off to class*
Troll 1 and Troll 2: *Troll-bump*
Troll 1: Mark, you're late for class! Ask Troll 2!
Mark: Really troll 2?!
Troll 2: Yes! Hurry, run!
*Mark runs off to class*
Troll 1 and Troll 2: *Troll-bump*
by Umad_Khattak January 7, 2012
Get the Troll-bump mug.Facebook wont let me change my name to "No One" or "Nobody" So I can like someone's status and say Nobod like this..... Facebook, you're a Troll-block.
by suskygirl July 14, 2011
Get the Troll-block mug.This concept of a Troll generally only applies to forum boards.
Essentially it is a person who decides to Troll, but with abnormal intentions of only posting to help. Thus, they are almost complete opposites of Trolls.
This person will post anywhere in the Forum as many times as they think they need to get their opinion/point across. They tend to have 10x the post count of normal active forumers.
Most of them become Mods, well known through out the community, and are most definitely never banned.
Essentially it is a person who decides to Troll, but with abnormal intentions of only posting to help. Thus, they are almost complete opposites of Trolls.
This person will post anywhere in the Forum as many times as they think they need to get their opinion/point across. They tend to have 10x the post count of normal active forumers.
Most of them become Mods, well known through out the community, and are most definitely never banned.
- Xfactor56: Hey guess my post count now!!
- FireofJustice: Like dude I dunno or care.
- Xfactor56: Wellzz it's at 4042 now.
- FireofJustice: How? Was just 390 last week.
- Xfactor56: I just like posting and helping out.
- FireofJustice: W/e ur such a Posi-Troll...
- Xfactor56: ...... >.>
- FireofJustice: Like dude I dunno or care.
- Xfactor56: Wellzz it's at 4042 now.
- FireofJustice: How? Was just 390 last week.
- Xfactor56: I just like posting and helping out.
- FireofJustice: W/e ur such a Posi-Troll...
- Xfactor56: ...... >.>
by TheRealVastoLorde November 18, 2011
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