spladge

Cunt gunge emmitted at high velocity

S Hetherton spladged all over the walls

by King Kong December 2, 2004

Splash Zone

The common place(s) a man cums on a girl after sex. Such as her tits, face, hair, pussy, stomach, mouth, ass, or feet.

My favorite part of her splash zone to cum on is her stomach.

by Bosscular October 27, 2015

splat

an asterisk. Used by UK computer people. Because it looks like something squashy, like mashed potato, that has hit a wall in a comic (like the Beano) accompanied by the word SPLAT!

IT help desk. 'Hit the splat key'

by Ken Holway October 17, 2007

I'll splater cherry pie on the fucking wall behind you

To shoot someone, usually in the head and blood splaters on the wall behind them and the brains and blood look like cherry pie.

If you fuck with me I'll splater cherry pie on the fucking wall behind you.

by Teeta January 25, 2008

splickity splack

Verb: to forcibly ejaculate semen, usually while aiming at a specific area of a female. (or a male if you like that)

If you lets me smoke some of that dankity dank i might let you splickity splack on these titties...

by RedB December 30, 2005

White-'splain

When a white person becomes offended about something on the behalf of another Culture and/or Race and even when said Culture and/or Race insist they do not find it offensive they proceed to lecture that Culture and/or Race their own history and how they must find it offensive.

"What that person is wearing isn't offensive to my culture"
"No, don't you understand let me White-'splain your history there appropriating your culture, you must find it offensive!

by CaptainCanoe August 23, 2017

Splattegory

When a large amount of diarrhea explodes out of the anus and into the toilet, causing the entire interior of the bowl to look like it's been airbrushed the color of the expelled feces.

Paul quietly went into the restroom late at night so that nobody would hear the Splattegory he was going to make, but to his dismay, Ivet was awake and heard him. She banged on the bathroom door and told him there was no way she was going to clean up after the Squat Patty he dropped!

by Aeryck June 14, 2006