softhead

a half boner. when the shaft is hard, but the head is still soft.

"Man, those doritos were good"
"WOAH, dude I'm totally rocking a softhead"

by Baby Taker April 10, 2010

softball large

A girl with a large frame who is thick around the middle.
She's not fat and flabby. She looks athletic but not slim.

"That girl isn't fat, she's softball large"

by Z Dubs May 24, 2006

Soft

Soft
some one who is weak and feable
(a.k.a Katia Zapirain)

Soft: Bein a puusssyyyy

by mark twain417 February 25, 2011

soft

Soft is when you are weak, can't fight, pussy. Most likely to be fat.

Darius and Scott are soft.

by arfin June 11, 2006

Soft serve ice cream

Partner A lies on their back, with their mouth open. Partner B then defecates in the mouth, but swirling it upwards to resemble a soft serve ice cream.

"That girl is so hot, I want to give her the soft serve ice cream until she pukes."

by Lord Death Blog April 30, 2005

softball dyke

The stereotype that all girls that play softball are dykes and are butch-like. The stereotype is kind of true, kind of not. (mostly true though)

"She's such a softball dyke, she loves softball AND girls"

by Fuckofffucker November 3, 2006

soft

when u cant turn yo man on enough to get a hard

timmy was soft all last night it hurts my feelings when i cant get some good old southern luvin.

by Chelsea November 5, 2003