Having quiet sex and not realizing the kids still hear you. The kids accuse someone of sneaky walking through the house due to the squeeking of the bed.
"I came home after being gone all week and the wife and I were getting re-acquainted and the kid comes to tell us he hears some sneaky walking going on."
by Drknite June 19, 2013
Eat nothing but coffee beans and nuts for a day with out chewing and take a shit on your partners chest. Gather the seeds and put on a pot.
Don’t forget to get some coffee creamer and sugar for the sneaky weasel tonight. Hope decaf is alright tonight. I can’t stay up late”
by Mr.Gofukurself January 26, 2019
Oh man I was drinking with Nard last night and I don't remember anything, I hope he didn't give me a SNEAKY NARD
by Falling Eagle August 11, 2017
by Vtexis May 31, 2019
Those little blips in space and time that objects you drop or even just set down fall into, and what should be right in front of you on the floor or table is now 6 feet away and under the couch.
"Where is the remote? I just had it!" *tosses all the couch cushions, looks under table* WTF? I just saw it drop here ! Sneaky Wormholes! ----- 20 minutes later....WTF? How did it get under the TV stand?
by Mad Morrigan October 01, 2017
by playboicartifartgirl120 January 05, 2025
by Thereal Ohgee November 13, 2017