simpseeker

This is an individual who purposely flaunts their god given assets or abilities to draw the opposite sex in. Once they get the simp's attention, they will exploit them for any type of gain. A simpseeker shall not be confused with an attention whore because the only thing an attention whore wants to gain is attention. A simpseeker wants something in return.

-danithedame

Johnny: "you talk to the new girl?"
Eric: "nahh i heard she's a simpseeker"

by DanitheDame June 27, 2022

Simply hards

it’s not a “sex thing” it’s a beverage made by Simply as in Simply Lemonade one of the top 3 best widely distributed in the United States

We should get sloshed on simply hards this weekend

by Jellybeansrainvow June 30, 2022

Simply spiked

A sex thing. You both drink as many Simply spiked™️s as possible and then test your capacity to merge souls

Person 1: “Yea we should do a Simply spiked night.”

Person 2:“Come on dude I was really hoping we could make a baby tonight but those are way too good, it’s never gonna happen.”

by Jellybeansrainvow June 30, 2022

simply

Adverb
1. action that is considered to be similar to that of a simp's.

1. Joe simply opened the door for her.
2. Joe simply saved the seat next to him for her.

by coolprosigmamale July 1, 2022

simps next door

Nosey ass neighbors who simp over every inch of your dick.

Goddamn simps next door are snooping my damn logs

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022

simply.hoeless

the worst one piece anitoker and all his moots are dirty fags fuck simply hoeless😂

timmy- have you seen simply.hoeless's new vid
jared- who the FUCK is that loser hes admitting to being hoeless what a bitch 😂

by poppyplaytime193 May 12, 2022

Simpslayer

A person who is not friends with any simps

John is a Simpslayer

by SIMPSLAYERJOE May 27, 2022