Fruit Salad

a mans whose mother slept with many men of many races

i dont know who my father was, i am a real fruit salad

by SanGrial February 22, 2011

Salad Buddy

1. Two men who share anal sex with the same female 2. Best of Friends for life through anything. Indicitative of a style of relationship that you are so close you'd be willing to break all rules and boundaries for him. 3. If times get tough and no sex is in sight, you are or would be willing to allow anal sex with your Salad Buddy (even though you are both straight). 4. Casual Homosexual partner.

Hey, Ethan is my salad buddy for life!

by whosyomama July 9, 2010

tomatoe salad

When a guy has a hemroid and takes a shit, he wipes too hard which busts it and the woman cleans the shit mixed with blood by licking it up

After my wife gave me a blumpkin, she was still hungry for a tomatoe salad.

by Randizzal October 7, 2006

dad salad

a combination of cum, shit and lube

yo i had a dad salad last night !

by gossipgirl1232 April 18, 2017

Borehamwood Salad

A "salad" of nothing except bacon bits and cheese. It's a reference to the UK town of Borehamwood, whence the name, and points to the fact, the town is inhibited by mostly uncouth and obese people.

I'm going to Morrison's to get my Borehamwood Salad.

by jameshetfield1986 October 5, 2018

schwackle salad

Any combination of various drugs used in one sitting that can be considered "uppers", ie. cocaine, meth, speed, exstacy, etc.

We had a veritable schwackle salad of drugs at our disposal last night.

by Dr. Gackerstein November 16, 2004

Potato salad

used as a derogatory term, calling someone/something Potato salad is used to deem something as bland, boring, or simply plain. It can also mean something is useless, has no purpose, extraordinarily unnecessary. In black culture, its instinctively known that white people have yet to master the art of potato salad making. Soupy consistencies, little to no seasoning, and containing useless ingredients such as peas or raisins.

Kegen: So sierra, How does it make you feel knowing that you lost?

Sierra: Kegen! Youre such a- such a- such a POTATO SALAD!!!

by Filet Migeeeeoooowwwwnnnn July 13, 2018