roasted squash

A white as hell male that was previously a burnt zucchini, but has upgraded to the next level.

Dalton used to be a burnt zucchini but he is now a roasted squash!

by Minimal Chode April 12, 2017

Truckie's Roast

A warmed up frozen meat pie.

You: I forgot to bring my lunch to work today
Them: You can grab a truckie's roast out of the freezer and put it in the pie warmer.

by I am not a lizard overlord April 9, 2024

Roast n' Ghost

Using degrading or inflammatory language in jest then promptly leaving the scene before a rebuttal can be delivered.

Someone called Emma a bush-pig on Tinder then unmatched her, gave her the old 'Roast n' Ghost'.

by justaodthings April 10, 2025

roasting the trout

the act of rigorous female masturbation

she's been in the shower soooo long, I'll bet she's roasting the trout....

by pin-up October 8, 2014

roasted subway

When you see a very sunburnt old lady walking on the street wearing a subway shirt. The old lady will look extremely red and she will be walking extremely slow, most likely needing to use a cane.

"Did you see that roasted subway walking by the Whole Foods? I thought she was going to die at any moment"

by byebye7348378 August 22, 2022

The Roast

Wonderful. The best.

ex. 1: "Calvin and Hobbes is the Roast. It just doesn't get any better than that ."

ex. 2: "My teacher, Mrs. Jones, is the Roast! I love her!"

by Brewnary Logic June 8, 2019

Penis Roasting

Making jokes about ones penis and it's size.

Jerry was really penis Roasting tom by saying his was so long and thin like crap!

by Starsky Hutch 1010 December 12, 2020