red river

When the red rivers flowin', Take the muddy back roads.

Dude, you don't wanna go there this week. I hear the red river is flowing, You need to go up the muddy back roads.

by cowboy-russell December 23, 2005

cuyahoga river

A sex act with a woman who either has a natural red bush

or a dyed one. Then the male pisses on or in her.

Man last night this girl asked me to cuyahoga river her it was awesome.

by mattymcfreeman November 25, 2011

Lazy river

Similar to a golden shower, however this is generally speaking, but not exclusively, a one person activity with little or no planning. Can be affiliated with post masterbation climax, rendering the individual somewhat debilitated. They would release their urine where they lay, therefore releasing a golden stream upon themself.

My roommate Noah ruined my parents couch when he unleashed a lazy river after pleasuring himself to the Nora the Explorer marathon.

by vangloriousskookum May 18, 2019

thirsty river

a woman or man who drinks so much cum, that she/he dies of stomach poisening.

At jessica alba's house, my friend was such a thirsty river that she never woke up after she passed out from drinking too much JD.

by chucka nubba June 25, 2007

black river public school

A really cool learning center that every other high school in the Holland Michigan area loves to hate for basically no reason, i mean yeah there are some retarded kids but u will find nerdy 110 pound walking textbooks anywhere if u look hard enough.

"what high school do you go to"

"oh, i go to black river public school"

"fag"

by bitchtitsyndicate March 22, 2009

Peace River Sharks

Peace River Sharks are a female hockey team that don't even play in Peace River AB. The Sharks play in Nampa AB. They are a team of bitchin bitches that enjoy bitchin about the bitches.

Hey yall, Lets go to Nampa to watch Peace River's female hockey team, the Peace River Sharks, bitch out some other bitches!!

by Yippee-Ki-Yay December 11, 2010

Woozy River Rafting

Woozy river rafting is what dvbbs does at concerts

the crowd surf on a pool raft-- it's awesome

"Dude did you see dvbbs woozy river rafting? They better do that at every concert"

by woozyrider November 27, 2012