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Protest Crumpet

Typically a late night snack undertaken just because you can and to no one is around to stop you. Alternatively it may refer to your partner refusing a Buttered Crumpet.
Just got warm in bed when I needed to wee so went to make a hot water bottle because I was freezing and now made Protest Crumpets because I needed them for the affront of standing in the cold kitchen.
by Myersrum February 15, 2022
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Proteinuria

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Protest

Protests are just a bunch of Karens being collectively upset
by Defdude April 21, 2022
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Protestant-splaining

When a Protestant tries to explain Catholic or Orthodox teaching and completely fails by spewing misinformation or twisting what they actually believe.
“Catholics believe the Pope is God.” That’s Protestant-splaining Anderson.
by cathchild June 18, 2022
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Protesters

EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! GURGLE GURGLE GURGLE!!!! *SCHIZOPHRENIC HORDE NOISES ENSUE*
Hym "Protesters are annoying... That is all."
by Hym Iam May 11, 2022
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Protein Pod

A gymbro’s favorite type of small meal after a session on the gym!
Hey bro! Pass me a Protein pod!
by Incognitolover July 21, 2022
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Protegent

World's only antivirus with data recovery software!
think beyond antivirus, think Protegent!
by a literal dumbass July 26, 2022
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