pocket porn

When pornographic materials are stored or viewed on a handheld device, usually one with video &/or WiFi capabilities.

Dan: Dude, sweet iPhone! Whats the best feature?
Shaun: Dude, the pocket porn, easily.
Dan: Haha. Fo Sho.

by bombom November 21, 2007

Midget Porn

Pornography where people who are short in stature partake in sexual acts. Sometimes depicted in baby jumpsuits and diapers.
I dunno, never watched it. . .

Paul: "there was this porno where they where dressed as babies!"
Francis: "Oh yeah!! Midget Porn!!! that's deadly!"
Paul: "Eh, Midgets?? surre. . . .!"
Gareth: "DAAAMN!?!?! Franny watches baby porn!!"
Francis: "It's not babies it's midget porn!"
Paul: "What's that?! Male babies?!?!"
All: "Franny, your sick!"

by -peslo- January 28, 2008

mobile porn

1) Pornographic or adult entertainment formatted for cellphones, smartphones and other mobile devices.

2) Adult videos, audio or picture files formatted for mobile devices.

Jimmy downloaded mobile porn by accessing the mobile porn directory called myiplayground.com

by mobile guy August 17, 2009

porn damaged

A man or woman who has watched so much porn that they think women will actually do everything they have seen without being paid lots of money (or crack) and enjoy it.

I tried to plow the missis in the butt last night but she didn't like it ... Don:t know why.

Dude your porn damaged

by Rancidelephant January 24, 2008

reflecto-porn

When people advertise things on Ebay and display their nude bodies reflected on the items for sale

that's some good reflecto-porn there!

by theswirly November 17, 2003

porn uploads

the lazy way to acquire HD porn

software solution to automatically amass porn

She pirates HD interactive porn discs getting new porn uploads every night

porn uploads to tube sites destroy quality, but porn uploads to private sites rock

by rhinoracemic November 12, 2010

kitchen porn

Home decorating magazines.

The home decorating magazine was nothing but kitchen porn. The pictures were airbrushed and enlarged because no one's house could look like that.

by Eva Marie October 30, 2007